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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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 Posted: 11-Sep-2002 05:23 Post subject: funny stuff........ |
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The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces.)
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don't like barbeque.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
We estimate it should be over in just about a week.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 4899
Location: United States
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| Posted: 11-Sep-2002 07:52 Post subject: RE: funny stuff........ |
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You mean there's an Alabama Chapter too....I thought that North Carolina had the only one.... 
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Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Karagin
Imperial Karagin Army
Imperial General
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 4120
Location: United States
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| Posted: 11-Sep-2002 10:42 Post subject: RE: funny stuff........ |
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ROTFLMAO!
Nice one!
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Karagin
Only the dead have seen the end of war. - Plato
"Wasted trip Man. Nobody said nuthin' about lockin' horns with no tigers." Oddball
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Nightmare
Lyran Alliance
Kommandant-General
Joined: 03-May-2002 00:00
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| Posted: 11-Sep-2002 13:38 Post subject: RE: funny stuff........ |
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Send in the Michigan Militia while you`re at it, together with any other of that kind. With any luck they won`t come back.
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