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Kyu Kage
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 Posted: 14-Nov-2002 00:18 Post subject: The Kitchen |
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After hearing about how deadly and mysterious the "Kitchen" is, Kage decides to check it out.
He walks into the bar, puting his old style .45's and a Long Sword into the weapons locker.
On his back is a full survival kit, food rations, and various camping equipment. Attached to his belt is some climbing equipment, flashlight, and some vials of liquid.
Wrapped around his waist is a large rope, probably about 40-50ft long. On his head is a large helmet with various aerials and goggle attachments. He is also wearing some sort of armour.
He turns to address the bar:
"If I am not back in a week, through in some grenades, and seal the door"
He then proceeds into the kitchen.
[ This Message was edited by: Kyu Kage on 2002-11-14 00:19 ]
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 03:52 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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*laughs as the fresh meat goes to face the grey menace*
he thinks grenades are going to do any good.
*laughs again*
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chihawk
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 06:18 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Since when is he allowed in the kitchen?
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 07:33 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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I expect hime to come running out any second now.... If Dead-Fish doesn't throw him out.... Followed closely by a Cleaver or two....
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 09:27 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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*sigh* Well, who wants to write the eulogy? He ain't coming back.
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 09:47 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Better watch what you order boys...I expect to see the Kage special for the next couple of weeks for the main menu...
[that would be Kage special as in he is the main course]
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Dead-Fish
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 10:02 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Slowly the door opens, and Kage proceeds into the kitchen. Looking around he is shocked by what he sees. Nothing. Looking around he sees nothing but an immaculately clean kitchen well lit by fluorescent lighting. Yet something is wrong…. There is only one door, the one he came through.
Suspicion.
Looking around Kage sees through the cleverly disguised guise as few of the shelves have any utensils in them at all. Eventually he comes upon a closet labeled
“Meat of Doom”
“Don’t enter damnit”
Ignoring the warning Kage flings open the door. There in front of him was a hallway leading into the darkness. Lighting a flare Kage bravely continued on.
*Three days later*
Feeling as if being watched Kage wondered tunnels for days. The tunnels could have easily spanned the length of the city of Solaris, it was unbelievable such a thing could remain hidden. Kage came to a large vaulted door with odd symbols etched allover it. This has to be it he thought, and pushed the towering door open. The room was black. Darker then even the darkest tunnel that he had traveled down in the days before. He lit a flare but still it did no good, no walls could be scene. A cold draft quickly passed chilling Kage to the bone. The Doors then slammed shut behind him.
*Blam!!!*
Kage ran for them and tried desperately to pry them open, but to no avail. He then noticed a blue glow reflecting off the polished metal of the door. Turning quickly he saw flame come up around him trapping him back to the door.
Then a most ominous sight appeared.
Floating there above the flame at least 20 meters tall was the giant disembodied head of Dead-Fish
“WHO DARES DISTURBE MY SLUMBER?!!!!”
Kage is scared to the point where a lesser man would have wet himself.
“YOU!!! KYU KAGE!! WHY DID YOPU COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!”
Kage quickly answered that he had to see the legendary land of “kitchen” and discover the origin of the gray meat
“THE EYES OF MORTAL MEN ARE NOT YET READY TO SEE SUCH THINGS!!!!”
“AND YOU SHOULD NEVER RETURN HERE!! FOR IF YOU DO YOU SHAL DISCOVER SUCH THINGS, AND MORE….”
With that said the floor beneath Kage gave out. Screaming he fell. Then saw a light at the bottom of the pit. Bracing himself for a gory death involving large metal spikes alligators, or both he landed with a loud thump.
Returning to consciousness he looked up to see the ceiling of the Bar & Grill. Looking around the bar dwellers were going about their business. They had all seen stranger. Kyu Kage then got up and went over to the bar. He asked chihawk what had happened, and he said that a panel in the ceiling had opened up and Kage had fallen through. Quickly kage grabbed a ladder and pushed up on the ceiling. It popped right open, nothing there but rafters.
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Hurlbut
Royal Black Watch Regiment
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 10:22 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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*Walks up to Kage and listened to his tale* "Hmm, I guess some mysteries will alway remain just that, eh Kage?"
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Mordel
Mordel.Net
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 10:32 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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As Mordel watches Kyu Kage fall from a suddenly large hole in the ceiling, he gets a strange look on his face. "Hmmmmm, I didn't know Dead-Fish put that there! I'm gonna have to ask him about it." As he turns and starts to walk towards the kitchen, he suddenly stops and thinks for a moment. "Nah, better to leave some thing alone." He then goes back into his office and closes the door.
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 11:05 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Mordel is truely a wise man...some things are just better left alone.
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AlexxKnight
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 11:37 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Mordel, I'm sorry, I don't mean any disrespect, but if you don't mind I think I will bring my own food with me. The chow hall at the CJ compound has decent enough food. But I don't think I can eat anything that comes from your kitchen for a while.
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Stinger
The Knights of Chaos
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 12:26 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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The loud thud of Kyu Kage hitting the floor causes Stinger to look up from his "Dead-fish" special.
"Ya know Kyu, Curiosity has killed the cat."
Going back to lunce I quickely examine the food Im eating. *sniff*sniff* "Hmm spells like beef, same texture and all. Oh well." Goes back to eating.
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 13:30 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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The Major walks over to Kage. "I guess it's a good thing Dead-Fish found you before the grey meat did. I remember that last guy. Rumour is that you can still hear the screaming at night. As for me, time for another supply run. Anyone wants to come is welcome to, but you know how boring acqusition can be." With that, the Major strolls out of the bar.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 14:19 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Don't forget your body armor, Joe...
I've been on plenty of supply runs....
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 15:04 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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I am up for a little strolling, besides a good mythical creature is always good to have around in case things get interestin'.
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