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chihawk
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Horhiro
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Now that's funny! Guess the pizza guy was glad he wasn't driving a scooter.
I purposely took my driver's license test in a standard, in the hopes that the officer wouldn't make me use hand signals! 
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Hardware
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| Posted: 05-Jan-2003 00:21 Post subject: RE: WARNING!!! |
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You know, crime doesn't pay because most criminals are stupid.
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Gunslinger Patch
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| Posted: 05-Jan-2003 03:11 Post subject: RE: WARNING!!! |
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LOL loudly. Reminds me of a pizza robbery that happened to a fellow pizza guy way back when I spent a year wearing out an old Mustang running pizzas all over town.
The guy went on a delivery to some apartments next to the golf course and got robbed by this black guy he'd gone to high school with. (both of those guys were about 21-22 at the time this happened). The robber used an obviously toy gun, but was trying to be threatening with it. I remember the fellow driver (I forget his name, but I recall his Mustang was much nicer than mine was) just saying it was so pathetic he refrained from laughing in the robber's face out of pity for him.
Then the driver told his old classmate. "What do you think you're doing, stupid. I went to school with you, I know your name and where you live." At which point the robber engaged his escape plan and fled to the golf course, where a couple of cop cars ran him down on the fairway maybe 5-10 minutes later. What an idiot.
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Nightmare
Lyran Alliance
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| Posted: 06-Jan-2003 10:56 Post subject: RE: WARNING!!! |
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Some of those may, of course, be nothing but stupid. A few of them are probably under the influence of drugs or so tanked on booze that they couldn`t walk.
It`s not that long ago that we had a car theft that made me think "GTA3" though. A policeman I know was assigned to the case.
A young man walked up to a man who was about to lock his car and snatched the keys right out of his hands. Then the youngster jumped into the car, started it and drove away. He got stuck on a construction site a few blocks away and fled on foot. All this and only a few hundred witnesses? Helsinki isn`t exactly deserted in the afternoon 
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[ This Message was edited by: Nightmare on 2003-01-06 10:57 ]
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