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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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Location: United States
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 Posted: 04-Feb-2003 22:24 Post subject: Check out this great deal! |
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Evil Incarnate would like to now make YOU aware of a new special deal! Get this newly furbished soul, and a wide plethora of evil powers, now for only $666! Call now for details!
Call our Sin Free number:
1-666-DA BEAST
(1-666-322-3278)
This deal not valid in the Vatican, Salt Lake City, or New Hampshire. Must have a soul to call. Refunds not available in Maine or Nevada. Evil Incarnate does not take any responcibility for sudden conversions to Roman Catholicism. We also do not take any responcibility for a sudden order of sulfer around the house, or the inability to use mirrors. For any questions, please visit our offices on the 5th Level of Hell. Thank you.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
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| Posted: 05-Feb-2003 07:39 Post subject: RE: Check out this great deal! |
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You think Vampire would benefit from this????
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 05-Feb-2003 10:18 Post subject: RE: Check out this great deal! |
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I don't know actually. Vampire seems to have gone into business with one of our many competitors. Lets see, there are plenty of cabals, secret societies, and international businesses that we compete with. Not to mention BOIL, but I am a coowner of BOIL so thats more of an alliance. There are a few others, including Enron, but they went under.
Raven!
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Gangrene
Federated Suns
Leftenant General
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Feb-2003 12:58 Post subject: RE: Check out this great deal! |
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On 2003-02-05 10:18, Raven! wrote:
There are a few others, including Enron, but they went under.
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*sniff* *sniff* Its always hard to lose heroes like Enron. Lying, cheating, stealing dirtbags of that caliber don't come along every day. They'll be sorely missed. *hoonnnkk* *sniff*
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Feb-2003 14:22 Post subject: RE: Check out this great deal! |
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When I heard the devestating news, I just couldn't go into work that day. Lying and cheating should bring you to the top, not take you down! It was a truely horrible day, one that will live in infamy.
Raven, still mourning!
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 07:34 Post subject: RE: Check out this great deal! |
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Look on the bright side, The CEO got a 4 mil severence package when he resigned....
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 10:15 Post subject: RE: Check out this great deal! |
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Yeah but thats only four million! that will last, maybe a month. It isn't fair that we who practice evil as well as we do, must be punished with only one or two summer homes, the occasional vacation to a carribean island, and only millions. WE COULD HAVE BILLIIONS! What about the American dream of screwing your neighbor and living in an oligarchy? DOESN'T THAT STILL COUNT FOR SOMETHING?!
Raven!
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Vampire
Free Worlds League
Lieutenant Colonel
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 912
Location: Spain
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 11:14 Post subject: RE: Check out this great deal! |
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Thanks for the offer, but the publisher I work for seems like a subsidiary of Pentex, so I am already sold out 
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