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Vampire
Free Worlds League
Lieutenant Colonel
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 912
Location: Spain
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 Posted: 04-Mar-2003 12:18 Post subject: You might be a redneck Jedi if |
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF:
You've ever used the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You've ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You've ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your body odour
You've ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You've ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the
dark side, it'll be a hoot."
You've ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thing to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing fighter welded shut and you have
to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
If you hear, "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ...
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 8072
Location: United States
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| Posted: 04-Mar-2003 14:39 Post subject: RE: You might be a redneck Jedi if |
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On 2003-03-04 12:18, Vampire wrote:
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF:
You've ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
You've ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You've ever used the force in conjunction with bowling.
You've ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thing to get the barbecue grill to light.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
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Looks like based on these Mordel and I qualify 
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Jade_Dragon
8th Sword of Light
Sho-sho
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 1326
Location: United States
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| Posted: 04-Mar-2003 14:43 Post subject: RE: You might be a redneck Jedi if |
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Hey it is not my fault that the Imps keep hitting my wings and messing up the paint job. If I could get the shield generator working I could get the whole thing painted the same color.
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Ruger
Lyran Alliance
Hauptmann General
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 2067
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| Posted: 04-Mar-2003 19:55 Post subject: RE: You might be a redneck Jedi if |
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On 2003-03-04 12:18, Vampire wrote:
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
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Why? She was pretty much wearing less than Daisy ever did when she was in the slave outfit...
Ruger
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