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Stinger
The Knights of Chaos
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 Posted: 05-Aug-2003 15:29 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Stinger and Ronin arrived at the tarmac at the same time. Stinger pauses as the ground crews start to reload the ammor bays of the VTOL he is about to mount, and watches Ronin take off as the rest of the Knights of chaos get formed up. the ground crews are wheeling 3 large cylinders under the "wings" of the Apache 7's a full 12 choppers start rising into the air shortly there after.
"Chaos wing follow Ctp Davenport to teh front and join Chaos ground there, Stingrays form up on me." 8 choppers break off from the 4 remaning nose down slightely and increase speed to 119kph and start twards the last known where abouts of Ronin and Mo.
"Stingrays arm inferno's and watch for disgusting AA fire." Seeing the first ranks of the simeans and a giant silver gorilla the 4 Apache's circle round to help shield Ronin's downed aircraft and let loose with 32 inferno srm's (2 srm 4 launchers each) and 16 er medium lasers the the circling monkes as a pirouetteing wolf hound piloted by the Major lets loose with a large laser. Most of the missiles found their mark, the ones that didnt still caused massive damage to the fur covers assalants, the lasers cut wide swaths through the simeans vaporizing only part of the massive swarm that was now backing aay from the B&G local as the defences come on line. Seeing Mo get a semi concious Ronin out of the cockpit and giving a thumbs up to both Joe and Stinger. Patching into the B&G com link, "Ronin is safe, and sorry guys but I had to bring them all the hosbitality of the BBQ to them."
The stingrays quickely let loose with a second and third volley of Infernos, as the Major slices the giant silver in half with his Large laser.
"Looks like this area is now secure. Were heading to the front to lend a hand."
The 4 Apache 7's quickely gain altitude and nose back down to pick up speed.
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If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy". Howard Wolowitz. BBT.
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
Major
Joined: 10-Sep-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 17:08 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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"Roger that Stinger." The Major makes the Metal Fox execute a salute to the passing attack helio. "Be careful, before I headed back here I picked up some sort of armor, might have been vehicles, might have been 'Mechs...might have been decoys, I never got a visual."
The Major keys up the external mic and speakers. "Mo', are you and Ronin gonna be okay? I can escort you back to the B&G if you require it."
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"What the...?! Where did you get THAT?!"
"Creative aquisition."
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 19:16 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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"Thanks guys not sure about Ronin I am getting limited response from him I don't see any signs of major injuries "
*Checks eyes*
"Pupels are equal and reactive that is a good sign"
*Straps Ronin into passenger seat,gives van a quick visual inspection*
"Armour is a little battered but still intact It appears that ramming all those Simians left a lot of bodily fluid ,and fur ,and such that appears to have nuetralized some of the acid If I have a clear path it should be alright.If the parking lot is secure I can pick up the bath tubs and kitchen sinks and reuse them and if there are any more old ones That are no longer useable for their origional purpose i can use them too I can carrY up to 8 of each if I clear out the cargo bay.I just did a tear out job on a big industial kitchen and got a lot of stainless steel ,It should not take too long to rivet it to my van that chould counter the acid attack "
*Climbs into van and turns back toward the B&G*
*Keys mike* "Chiwawk this is Motown can you give me a sit rep? I am bringing in Ronin he is looking a little rough around the edges"
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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 5788
Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 19:39 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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*vagabond and his cobbled unit moved from the draconis sector were they had been reconing, to the commercial sector hoping to reinforce the BnG.*
black rose one to unit, status report.
*several mechs responded to the call, having just survived another simian ambush. most like vagabond were down 25% of there armor, other critical on ammo loads,and one or two suffering from internal damage.*
black rose one this is viper 5, we lost red streak three to enemy... um... fire, sir. avenger two has picked him up but says there kinda crapped.
*vagabond nodded*
roger that. avenger two take mid point and avoid contact.
*a new voice cut in*
~vagabond you old scoundrel is that you?~
*called a female voice*
Becky! well i be a monkeys uncle.
*this statement resulting in many laughs*
were are you beck?
~over here!~
*looking over vagabond noticed the company of BA that was assembled in the alleys of the surrounding buildings.*
~we were inbound to help a downed pilot when we recieved call that he'd been picked up. you mind if we get a lift?~
*vagabond nodded to himself*
ok boys lets give these grunts a lift.
[to be continued]
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[ This Message was edited by: Vagabond on 2003-08-05 19:41 ]
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
Major
Joined: 10-Sep-2002 00:00
Posts: 1297
Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 20:33 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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"Roger that Mo', scans are clear to the B&G from your current point, but move fast." He shuts off the external ports.
The Major spends a moment getting a sit rep from the others still battling. "This is Metal Fox to all B&G units, I'm mostly okay, lost some leg armor when I ran through the crowd. Also dusted with a bit of inferno juice from the splash damage, but nothing my heat sinks can't handle...", So long as I don't use my weapons, he adds silently, "I am now headed over to check out the odd readings I got before on the possible armor assets. I will ascertain enemy strength and number, and then choose a course of action from there."
The Major starts sprinting off towards Montenegro, where he last had the sensor blips...it isn't long before he starts picking them up again, moving slowly toward the B&G. The Major sets up in a building, tracking them and gather all the info he can on the units.
"This is Metal Fox to B&G command...I am picking up about 3 companies of mixed BA, tanks and 'Mechs. Uknown number of ground troops. Thankfully, I detect no air support. Mostly light machines, all of unknown design, origin and technology. They are moving slowly through Montenegro. What is the status of the B&G's fixed defenses? Should I begin delaying actions or continue monitoring the enemy?"
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"What the...?! Where did you get THAT?!"
"Creative aquisition."
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
Posts: 2074
Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 21:53 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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'Roger that Major I am outa here
*Pulls a donut with the big van and takes off at top speed toward the B&G skids into the parking lot notes the location s of the sinks and Bathtubs used earlier *
"Need a hand here incoming wounded"
*shuts off hull charge*
"Anybody home?"
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Horhiro
Draconis Combine
Samurai
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 1625
Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 22:11 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Horhiro casually enters the B&G after a long day of packing. Looking across the dimly lit dive, he stops in his track.
"oh no, not again!"
Seeing the holo-vid player in the corner once again playing the classic "Planet of the Apes" vid and the many patrons passed out at their table, he puts two and two together.
"everytime that dang holo-vid comes on, somebody spikes the drinks and it's mass delusion time"
stepping over a frothing mouth patron on his way to the bar he hears the semi-passed out patrons mumbling...
simians, apes.......must.....destroy.......
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 8081
Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 22:48 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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**chihawk is using all his might to stop the invading horde from pouring in thru the wide open door.
Unfortunately his geer is made for defesive purposes and he looses ground slowly...
...just then the comm panel on the wall chirps "
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Motown Scrapper speaks:
"Chiwawk this is Motown can you give me a sit rep? I am bringing in Ronin he is looking a little rough around the edges"
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chihawk looks to see if he can make it to the comm panel to transmit but sees there are far to many monkeys in the way. Looking around he notices that sitting just a few feet away is the now burnt burger that Mo ordered some time ago. With relexes and ain that would make Patrick Roy jealous chihawk runs forward and using his trusty Northland fires the burger toward the comm panel, striking the transmit button, and screams only one word....
MAYDAY!!!!!!**
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Stinger
The Knights of Chaos
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Joined: 30-Apr-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 22:56 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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"Copy that Metal fox, diverting your way." Switches links. "Chaos ground and Air divert to Montenegro. Chaos command give me a sit rep and get the fighters fuled and loaded with inferno and the special packages. And wake up Tommy and get his spotter outthere. We will need the Arty I think." Racing twards Montenegro at 119kph the distance is covered quickely As the remaning 8 choppers form up with the Stingrays and quickely hit the main thrust of the simian attack. "All units pull back to the city and stay clear of the plaines there about to get hot." Switches to closed frequency. "Stingrays space evenely and prepare to drop the first weapon on my mark." As the horde starts to pour into the city from the plaines the choppers slow down ganing alititude and prepare for a high altitude release as the last of the city and retreating units passes by under them.
"CHAOS AIR MARK!!" in unison 12 center line canisters drop away from the center of the the Apache 7's. As the bombs hit huge gouts of flame are spewn in a wide swath engulfing machines, mechs and monkes. Shuddering as he banks the VTOL for a second pass. "Chaos air climb and head back to the city for a second pass try to hit the higher concentrations first, Well hit them from the front so we dont hit our friendlys with these things."
On the second pass the Simians intensify the AA fire (luckely the feces dont gain altitude well) as 12 more bombs explose in their ranks decimating the growing numbers of simians. 6 fighters streak in after and drop more Napalm on the monkes. After a third pass the choppers drop altitude and go to work with the lasers and inferno's. "Armor protection down 28%. Call in Chaos." 15 airborn voices call in along with the commanders of the ground forces. 6 ground units destroyed and 3 helos at 78% armor or less. "Air units get back for rearm and refuel." Switches to b&G frequencey "Returning for rearm and refuel will be back soon. Good luck."
The helos bank sharply climbing and picking up speed, they head to the airfield.
As the helos start to pass over the B&G a scream is heard over the B&G frequency.
"Chaos command get the ground transports and foot gear ready, the B&G is in trouble!"
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[ This Message was edited by: Stinger on 2003-08-05 23:06 ]
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If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy". Howard Wolowitz. BBT.
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Ronin
ComStar
Colonel
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 23:14 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Ronin opens his eyes and finds himself in a strange location. It looks like a plumber's warehouse on an acid trip, but the sensation of movement belies that falso conclusion.
Ronin looks to his left and sees the battered, but thankfully breathing, body of his cargo master. "He'll have a headache in the morning" Ronin says to himself.
Turning some more, Ronin realizes that he is in Moe's van, which is moving faster than Katherine Steiner-Davion towards a camera.
"What the hell happened? Where's my airplane?" Ronin shouts to Moe above the din of the battle outside. "And what's that smell? It smells like ionized monkey sh*t!"
Moe gives Ronin an abbreviated sitrep of the past few minutes that Ronin missed.
"If you're up for it, we can divert to reinforce the B&G. It sounds like chihawk's in deep monkey poo. I'm ok, I've got my Glock 21 and some spare clips, and a Glock 36 for backup. Plus my commando knife. That should count for something. Alright, let's go!"
Moe stomps on the gas, and amazingly enough the van manages some more oomph and accelerates to an even higher velocity. Within no time, they arrive at the B&G, ready to assist chihawk.
"Ok, Moe, I'm going out the back. Wish me luck!" Ronin jumps out of the back of Moe's van before it even stops spinning through a modified bootleg turn/stop maneuver, and hits the ground running. Any simian that dares to oppose Ronin gets a .45 double tap followed by a head shot, just as Ronin was taught in SWAT training.
"I've got to get in there! Those monkeys could be swilling my IBC Root Beer by now for all I know!!! And chihawk is in trouble to." Ronin mutters under his breath as he makes his way into the B&G.
to be continued...
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
Major
Joined: 10-Sep-2002 00:00
Posts: 1297
Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Aug-2003 00:04 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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On 2003-08-05 22:48, chihawk wrote:
<font size="10"><i>MAYDAY!!!!!!</i></font>**
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"Damnit!" The Major curses loudly and slams his fist down on the command couch. "Now is not the time for second guessing, you're not there, you wanted to be here," he told himself, "Remember, Dead-Fish, Sir Henry, Lurch and Chihawk are there. Moe and Ronin are going to their aid. They'll be fine."
The Major slowly took aim from the cover of his building hiding spot at one of the simian 'Mechs. "I can't help them beat off the monkeys there, but I can help keep these from linking up with them." The Major depressed the main firing stud and the cockpit became a sauna as the ancient single heatsinks battled the large laser's heat output.
The molten beam of blue light splashed into the back of the simian machine, which turned much quicker than Joe would have thought possible, and then began to charge at him.
"Underestimate me?", the Major whispered, unable to believe the foolhardy move of charging him, "Your funneral. I'll show you how rough we cavaliers fight!"
The Major stepped out from behind the building and ducked the clumsy simian punch the ape threw. Then he moved in to range.
"Power spike, left arm control adjust...aim high!" Using the specially adapted left arm and fist of his (formerly) Solaris Wolfhound, the Major lets a barrage of lefts tear into the machine, which totters back and falls over, the simian pilot dead from one of the piston punches.
"Another one down...god only knows how many to go."
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"What the...?! Where did you get THAT?!"
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Bowtie Bob
Clan Wolf
Point Commander
Joined: 14-Oct-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Aug-2003 01:00 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Hearing Chihawk cry for help over the comm, Bowtie turns back to assist the fighting at the B&G.....
....as he rounds the corner, he sees the simian horde advancing on the B&G.....
"It's time to take out the garbage!"
Bowtie lines up his crosshairs over a large silver gorilla and unloads a guass slug. The slug decapitates the gorilla, and as it's lifeless body falls to the ground, the mass of small monkeys turn towards their new prey.....
A barrage of 12 short range missles lands squarely in the middle of a pack of chimpanzees, dissintigrating most, and sending the rest flying....
As the horde moves closer Bowtie unleashes all 8 of his medium pulse lasers into the mob of seething simians....
Just when he thought he had the battle under control, Bowtie is hit by a blast from behind....
"What the..?!?!"
Staggering forward, trying to keep the Assault mech on it's feet, Bowtie is suddenly hit again....the huge machine is flung around like a ragdoll, and lands on its back.....
"Holy Mother of God....."
Not believing his own eyes, Bowtie checks his sensors and confirms what he sees.....
A 15 Meter tall Gorilla standing over his Assault Mech......beating it's chest and letting out a defeaning scream......
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Aug-2003 01:41 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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*Whatches Ronin go tearing out the back door*
"GODDAMMIT that idiot has more guts than sense"
*Looks at wounded cargo master*
{ I can forget about any help fron there}
puts on level 4 environmental suit
{ this should stop that acid crap}
*grabs doorknob cannon and stainless steel katana with Faux Ivory handle climbs out of van closes door hits remote on hull charge and charges through front door laying down a barrage of doorknobs at anything that looks like a hairy primate emptys magazine shoulders gun and draws out katana
{ time to get personal }
"where the hell is this bloody defense system you are supposed to have here"
*starts swinging katana like a man possessed catching the simians off guard by his close quarter attack several try the acid crap thing*
"NOT TODAY BINKY this thing is designed to handle that crap so chew on this"
*sends simians into retreat by the audacity of his attack,whatches as they flee toward the back*
"Chihawk you still functional ?I need help reloading the Kichensinks and bathtubs. Ronin came to and went charging around the back and he does not have an enviro suit!'
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Ronin
ComStar
Colonel
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Aug-2003 01:48 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Before Ronin enters the B&G, he steals a glance down the street. He notices Bowtie Bob's assault mech getting knocked around by another mech.
"Wait a minute, that's too big to be a mech. Holy SnickerNuggets, it's Frickin' King Kong!!!" Ronin blurts out.
The momentary distraction almost costs Ronin his life, as a pair of orangutans jumped towards Ronin witch claws and fangs bared. Almost is the operative word though, since the two primates both suddenly develop sucking chest wounds from a pair of .45 slugs each.
"Damb! I better reload quickly before I go charging into the B&G. I hope Bowtie Bob can handle that overgrown ape. I guess those crates of bananas didn't dent his appetite any." Ronin thinks to himself after the close call he had.
Hitting the magazine ejection button on his pistol, Ronin removes the empty magazine and replaces it with a fresh one. He then jacks the slide back to chamber the first round, and finally places the empty magazine into a pouch on his jumpsuit.
"No sense wasting these magazines. They're pre-ban, after all!" Ronin mutters.
"Hold on chihawk, I'm coming in!" Ronin yells as he charges through the B&G doors, looking for targets with his pistol's laser sight.
to be continued...
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Aug-2003 07:30 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Suddenly, like out of nowhere, comes glops and glops of green goop....
Goop Restaints away!!!
The Goop hits King Kong and Immediately starts to harden... within seconds the Big Ape is encased in meters thick Goop....
That'll hold 'em for a while....
Automated weapons system pop out of the B&G, like a Huge Porcupine, freezing any and all simians in sight...
Monkeys... Chill.....
as you here a loud screeech from inside the B&G... Lurch's form can be seen grabing Simians and throwing them out thru any and all openings in the B&G...
FFUUUUUNNNNNNN............
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