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Clarke
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PostPosted: 28-Sep-2003 21:12    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

And decaf isn't a worse weapon? Eh....

*grumbles about Lurch*

*pulls out wallet*

How much?

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PostPosted: 28-Sep-2003 21:19    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

Hey Clarke, don't worry about the bill. Take that CD over to Snord's Irregulars, they pay good money for ancient stuff like that....even if it's crap.

Now if you had a vintage CD of "The King", I would pay you a hefty price for it!:

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PostPosted: 28-Sep-2003 21:27    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

*pulls out a jewel encrusted CD case from his uniform, opens it up to display an Elvis CD*

*passes CD over to Hohiro*



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PostPosted: 28-Sep-2003 21:42    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

You know, I'm not sure...I usually just write "window" on the bill and Mordel figures it out...he'll get back to you.

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PostPosted: 28-Sep-2003 22:23    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

You write it? I'd think by now u had at least a stamp for it...or pre-filled out forms.

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ICER
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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 00:49    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

As long as he keeps writing Lurch's paycheck, I'm happy.

***ICER removes the offending player and headphones

To think a clan warrior would do such a thing to a fellow clansmen , And I thought Iota was at the bottom of the honor scale. Leave it to a snake to reach new lows

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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 00:54    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Watches Clarke go flying out the window,turns to the ladies*
" I am surprised that did not happen a lot sooner "
*watches Clarke bounce off the pavement outside *
" I would advise you to avoid that boy he is Phsycotic ,delusional ,and prone to hallucinations a couple of days ago we had an incident here where he started to babble about a time machine and then put a sweat shirt over the back of a chair andstarted to tie the sleeves together babbleing quite incoharently one of the guys shoot him with a rubber band and he ran screaming out the door screaming about an alien invasion.He also hangs around with lower primates.I am surprised they even let him in here anymore after some of the ramlatch he has pulled,You can ask some of the other guys here about him they can verify what I said.Thgat is the first time I have seen him get violent though."

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Clarke
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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 01:50    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

Can I help it? The crazy bit is an act. I have got orders to act crazy in the event that I get taken as a bondsman to the Scorpions. That way, I can at least attempt to act like someone hooked on necrosia(or worst case scenario gear up for the inevitable.) Plus it's all part of training; to make sure the rest of the warriors in the unit can simulate other fighting styles(IS or Clan), sometimes one must act the part. And it takes cunning to be able to keep one's enemies guessing. Now if you don't mind, I must leave for the night, but I shall return and soon, for I go like the wind.

*Clarke leaves while no one is listening or looking*

*Clarke breaks the window again*

*Clarke hits foot on windowsill*

*Clarke screams in pain*

*Clarke trips and falls, and leaves hastily written note and several hundred C-Bills (captured from DS merchants returning from the IS to Clanspace) to fix the window*

*Clarke vanishes for the night*

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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 08:16    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

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Leave it to a snake to reach new lows



Hey now.....I am still a Cloud Cobra at heart,

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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 10:12    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-09-29 08:16, Ladyhawke wrote:
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Leave it to a snake to reach new lows



Hey now.....I am still a Cloud Cobra at heart,



"Okay, leave it to a Star Adder to reach new lows." Fox gets up and surveys the broken window. "I swear one of these days I'm gonna drag that boy to a woodshed if he keeps breaking things." Fox begins to measure the window, and makes a mental note to see if there is any transperisteel left.

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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 13:52    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

The window thing can be taken care of. At my old command post we started used something we liked to call translucent ferrocarbide. Nothing this side of an Orbital Bombardment can break it. While it is not perfectly transparent, you can still through it enough to make out most objects man-sized or larger. Here's the number of my supplier *hands over a business card* Of course, you will have to go through a Diamond Shark Proctor to acquire it, but his commission should not too steep.

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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 14:18    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

The front windows there and there...

*vagabond points with his metalic hand*

... are kept old fashion glass. it keeps Lurch happy. Every now and then he needs to throw someone thru the window, wouldn't do if it wasn't breakable.



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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 15:44    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

If it weren't breakable they'd be dead.

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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 16:24    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

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put a sweat shirt over the back of a chair andstarted to tie the sleeves together babbleing quite incoharently one of the guys shoot him with a rubber band and he ran screaming out the door screaming about an alien invasion.



Y'know, Houdini could break out of a straightjacket easily. Real simple, bout like one of those Chinese Finger Traps, just gotta be able to concentrate a bit to get it off(really, I saw a thing on how he escaped, things where designed so that people who can't concentrate can't get out of them.)

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I am surprised they even let him in here anymore after some of the ramlatch he has pulled,You can ask some of the other guys here about him they can verify what I said.Thgat is the first time I have seen him get violent though."



Of course they let me back in here. I run a very successful dice game and numbers racket in the back ro0-

*watches as Lurch looks over his shoulder with an angry look*

-er I mean I join in on the occasional Monopoly game here and there, not to mention the fact that I speculate in the futures market. Ain't that right, Lurchie boy?

*watches as Lurch throws Clarke over Mo's head and out the window*

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PostPosted: 29-Sep-2003 19:13    Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak Reply to topic Reply with quote

Like they said, hes nuttier than a squirrel Turd...

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