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Dead-Fish
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 Posted: 14-Mar-2002 12:17 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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and parks next to the shattered remains of DF's Battle master. out of the cab jumps dead fish. he walks into the b&g and over to chihawk at the bar. "Hay chihawk, is mordel in?". "yes he is" chihawk says as he points to the back office. Dead-fish then walks over to the back office and comes out after a few minutes. He then hops on top of a bar stool and coughs to get everyone's attention. "well I just talked to mordel and got a few days off to fix my mech. if any of you are hungry there are a few packs of crackers and some "zap-n-eat" soup in the kitchen. other then that your on your own" Dead-fish hops off the stool and heads out the door folowed by yells of "but im hungry" "damn fish" and "the soup is mine!" "no mine!" "over my dead body!!"
dead-fish then gets back into the truck and drives off with the badly broken mech.
ooc: I am really going to be gone for a week or 2. my comp went buggy and is in the shop
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Mordel
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| Posted: 14-Mar-2002 12:35 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Several minutes after dead-fish walks out the door, Mordel comes out of his office and walks behind the bar and into the back kitchen. He then comes out wearing a chef's apron and hat and shouts out, "Ok, what does everyone want? I'm gonna be your chef for the next week or two."
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 14-Mar-2002 13:52 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Raven looks up, "I would like a freshly toasted, lightly browned, blue berry muffin with a tall glass of ice cold, freshly squeezed orange juice. Butter for the muffin on the side please!" He then picks up the paper and goes back to reading.
OOC - Good luck with your compie!
El Ray Raven the Great, El Ray of Ladies-In-Waiting
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 14-Mar-2002 14:44 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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i think well be ordering in or sucking down soup for two weeks.
anybody really trust MORDEL with the food?
ok, what does everybody want on there pizza?
--takes orders and collects c-bills for the save the pilots from mordels cooking fund--
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 15-Mar-2002 07:06 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Everything except Fish, Fruit or olives.
Sir HEnry
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Alexis
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| Posted: 20-Mar-2002 20:07 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Hey Mordel, would you let a woman cook to insure the patrons don't order from other places??
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Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 21-Mar-2002 08:07 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Alexis, Dead fish has done a fine job, after he thawed out anyway....... 
Besides some of us cook rather well....
Sir HEnry
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Horhiro
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| Posted: 21-Mar-2002 19:40 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Yeah, we're used to DF's swill around here, don't bother changing anything now. Heck, we don't want to get spoiled or anything.
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Dead-Fish
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| Posted: 21-Mar-2002 22:47 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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BLAM!!!!! The bar door is kicked open and Dead-fish storms in. "SWILL!!!!! How DARE you!" He booms pointing right at Horhiro. "Everything I cook here is slop or of better quality!" "But fear not everyone, you will no longer be under the tyrannical rule of slow takeout delivery boys and food that looks like... uhhhhh. Hmm.... Not uuhhaaa... Food!" after that he heads straight for the kitchen grumbling something about swillboy.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2002 07:57 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Yea, It's Slop not Swill! Get it right! 
Sir HEnry
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Mordel
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2002 09:53 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Mordel sees Dead-Fish storm through the door, says 'Thank God!' to no one in particular. He then takes his chefs hat off and apron and walks over to him.
"I need to give you a raise. Whatever you make now, I'm gonna give you 50% more!" And Mordel walks away.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2002 12:34 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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I wonder if that ploy will work with my boss....hhhmmmmmmmm.
Sir Henry
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chihawk
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2002 16:42 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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On 2002-03-22 09:53, Mordel wrote:
"I need to give you a raise. Whatever you make now, I'm gonna give you 50% more!" And Mordel walks away.
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chihwak grabs a napkin and writes down something, looks around, and the scribbles more. After a few minutes he yells to those gathered at the bar "Hey, what's one and a half times zero?"
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Dead-Fish
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2002 17:10 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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then you have to add in the expenditures, broken equipment, repair contractors bill, parking tickets.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2002 20:16 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Taxes, don't forget Taxes....
Sir HEnry, getting my taxes ready to go to the accountant.
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