Posted: 10-Mar-2004 21:07 Post subject: RE: Simmerin' in the Slammer
And now for our segment on toilet bowl punch... it tastes not bad, but it'll sure get you drunk in a hurry! And, you can sell it to your fellow inmates for cigarettes and shower-time favours!
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Posted: 11-Mar-2004 09:34 Post subject: RE: Simmerin' in the Slammer
And today we will show how to make nice grilled cheese sandwiches on the bed frame using a homemade lighter to warm it. (actually saw this on a prison special years ago) Or how about a show just on decorating your cell with items that can be easily purchased within the prison black market.
Posted: 14-Mar-2004 13:16 Post subject: RE: Simmerin' in the Slammer
Bubba your cellmate being a little too liberal with the nighttime activities? Well, sharpen your toothbrush into a shank, and stab that mother****** in the throat during mealtime.
It's a good thing.
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