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StarCommander_One-Eye
Draconis Combine
Shujin
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 Posted: 14-Sep-2004 18:40 Post subject: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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YOu guys didnt hear? A major by the name of Speirs went crazy and killed of a company of MechWarrior trainees forsaying nice things about some of the clans...they had good honor or something...any wayhe give em a Week end leave then he invites him to the training fields for a party and he comes out in his Hatchetman and slaughters em all.Hes already on trial for counts of first degree murder If they dont give him the death peanlty theyll send him to the Whco house because they found out he has Schizophrenia.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 15-Sep-2004 06:22 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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Is he dead yet?
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Ronin
ComStar
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| Posted: 15-Sep-2004 10:20 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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A Major in the ComGuards did this? Not likely, since the rank doesn't exist. The closest thing is Demi-Precentor, perhaps. Or a senior Adept.
As far as expressing admiration for the Clans, well we do have the Invader Galaxy in the ComGuard, a division configured like a Clan Galaxy to be an OPFOR in our training exercises for when we face the Clans again. We respect our enemy, no doubt about that, especially those who were at Tukayyid.
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
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| Posted: 15-Sep-2004 10:23 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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A true warrior will admire and respect his enemy. Right up until he crushes them like a little bug. 
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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Sergeant
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| Posted: 15-Sep-2004 10:28 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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I think one-eye doesn't just have an eye missing...
either that or he's just dead drunk and mumbling to himself.
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StarRaven
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 15-Sep-2004 10:39 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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Sounds like he's both drunk and missing more from his head than just an eye.
"Bartender! I say, Bartender! This fellow here's had enough."
[ This Message was edited by: StarRaven on 2004-09-15 20:44 ]
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 15-Sep-2004 20:09 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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Typical Snow Raven ...head in the clouds out of touch with reality. 
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StarCommander_One-Eye
Draconis Combine
Shujin
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| Posted: 16-Sep-2004 05:17 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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Hey you freebirth scum, i do not have my head in the clouds TAKE THIS YOU STARVAG FREEBIRTH
*One-eye begins hurling the first of several ale mugs at MotownScrapper*
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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
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| Posted: 16-Sep-2004 09:10 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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It seems like you do from what you just did.
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Havoc~Ronin
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 16-Sep-2004 10:08 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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Hark....What is that I hear?
The footsteps of a ponderous giant!
No, it is Lurch...
I fear Mr. One Eye is in for another window repair. Fly Well Point Commander!!!
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StarCommander_One-Eye
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Shujin
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| Posted: 16-Sep-2004 13:58 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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i believe you, mr havoc, are in for a fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Oney eye picks up a chair and hurls it at havoc*
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Oafman
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| Posted: 16-Sep-2004 14:11 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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*Oafman heads for the stage to get out of the way of the potential path between Lurch and the window*
Hey clanner, I would not suggest starting anything more serious than a food fight in here. That window hurts when Lurch throws you out of it...
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StarRaven
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| Posted: 16-Sep-2004 15:59 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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::leans back in seat to watch Lurch at work::
Head in the clouds? Ha. How much do you wanna bet that he's a Snow Raven tank driver?
Pity. I like Clan Snow Raven.
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 16-Sep-2004 16:36 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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Saberdance pulls his camera from his jacket and heads for the front door.
"Hey, Lurch! Go one more left this time, the lighting should be exceptional right about now. And One-Eye, smile for the camera."
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 16-Sep-2004 17:03 Post subject: RE: Did you hear about the 211th ComGuards? |
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On 2004-09-16 05:17, StarCommander_One-Eye wrote:
Hey you freebirth scum, i do not have my head in the clouds TAKE THIS YOU STARVAG FREEBIRTH
*One-eye begins hurling the first of several ale mugs at MotownScrapper*
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--the Starcommander's hand stops mid throw as a hand the size of his head closes around his wrist interrupting his throw. Lurch silently removes the mug from One Eye's hand and places it on the table. Then with a fluidity that seems inhuman he pulls out a chair and spins One Eye around and into it. Slightly dizzy but fully aware, he finds himself face to face with the Elemental Bouncer as Lurch bends way over and smiles with a cordial smile that turns warm blood cold and quietly says something.--
You are requested to refrain from using house equipment in violent manners Star Commander. You have been warned.
--with that, lurch smiles again causing a bird outside to die from a heart attack and returns to his Den.--
ooc- 4) There are no weapons of any sort allowed in the Bar and Grill. It is not possible for your character to sneak any weapon into the B&G.
While this may not clarify the use of bar equipment, all such equipment is considered a weapon for fight purposes and are not to be used. however, the ale inside the mug is a far tool for exacting vengeance as are approved non-lethal/non-harmfully object such as rubber band weapons, food, marshmallow launchers, and other such items. in addition, you may fist fight with any party who so chooses to entertain your attacks.
2) Be respectful of others. Failure to to this may result in the offender being banned from the mesageboard.
5) Do not commit other posters to "major" actions in your posts. Allow them to act for themselves.
As per the rules if any party chooses to ignore your attacks then you are to discontinue your attempts.
here at Mordel's we do not go out of our way to create a stuffy no violence atmosphere. we merely seek to make an enjoyable and challenging experience for all that promotes friendship and thinking.
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