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The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II)
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Seraph
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PostPosted: 20-Nov-2004 17:51    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

Fart when you want to huh? In these confines? Glad I'm not behind you.
(pushes his shotgun ahead as he crawls)
I'd introduce you to my 30-06 buttplug
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PostPosted: 20-Nov-2004 18:15    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

Panzie me boy you might want to be carefull about indiscriminat arting lest I be compelled to fabricate a butt plug for you

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PostPosted: 20-Nov-2004 22:29    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

Gee, thanks Seraph. ::grumbles::

I've got your buttplug right here, PanzieBoy!!! A three round burst one, in fact!! I'm the one behind you in this frelling tunnel, so read the sign!! And cut down on the damn chili!!! ::swears unprintably::

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PostPosted: 21-Nov-2004 16:39    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

Three or four people back in the order...

"Will you people stop complaining and keep crawling! You can break wind when we get into the clear."


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PostPosted: 21-Nov-2004 18:15    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Oafman walks over to the tunnel as the last man crawls in*

Quite yer fartin around down there boys. We have work to do.

*Oafman strips off his coveralls to reveal a skintight body suit that looks like shark skin*

Am I the only one that remembered to be prepared for a tight tunnel?

*After stowing the gear Oafman hooks the line from the winch to his belt anf sits next to the hole waiting for the all clear sign.*

I guess I will run the retrieval line down since everyone else dove in already.

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PostPosted: 21-Nov-2004 19:21    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

Hardware tosses Oafman a coil of thin line with a hook at one end.

There's the messenger line to pull the winch line back with. It's monofil so it will take a good load. But I don't think it will haul back more than the winch line. If you have to use it as rope don't put more than three or four guys on it at one time.

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PostPosted: 21-Nov-2004 21:56    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

is it me or is the tunnel getting smaller now ? I swore i hit the ceiling more often now than earlier.

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PostPosted: 22-Nov-2004 03:40    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

so... what do we do if we hit a dead end?
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PostPosted: 22-Nov-2004 07:47    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

*grinding his head for the 5th time*

a man this place is getting smaller u guys ever hear of cabin fever

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PostPosted: 22-Nov-2004 09:10    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Oafman leans over to hardware*

Ever heard some many people complain about a little hard work?

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PostPosted: 22-Nov-2004 09:15    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2004-11-22 09:10, Oafman wrote:
*Oafman leans over to hardware*

Ever heard some many people complain about a little hard work?

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*yells up*

Who is not doing the crawling ?
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PostPosted: 22-Nov-2004 14:19    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

What can I say? No reason for everyone to be in the hole at the same time. Someone has to pull your butts out of the fire if anything happens as soon as you pop out.

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PostPosted: 22-Nov-2004 18:31    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

Buttplugs eh?How about 40 calibers of U-239 in the mouth for a mouth plug?1 of these will introduce enough radiation in the body, if it dosent kill you, to create cancers of parts of the body that havent been discovered yet,So just shutt up and keep moving.

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PostPosted: 22-Nov-2004 18:59    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

*shouts down tunnel*

Maybe if you stop mouthing off you wouldn't get comments like that.

*mutters to self*
some people just never learn

*Strips down*
Pass me the oil, i'm not big, but if what bladewind says is true i'm going to need it anyway..


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PostPosted: 22-Nov-2004 20:11    Post subject: RE: The hunt for Dead-Fish (Part II) Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2004-11-22 18:31, PanzerMaster wrote:
Buttplugs eh?How about 40 calibers of U-239 in the mouth for a mouth plug?1 of these will introduce enough radiation in the body, if it dosent kill you, to create cancers of parts of the body that havent been discovered yet,So just shutt up and keep moving.



Tone it down please.

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