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Beebles
Kell Hounds
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
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I got Suicide Bomber.... 
Then I got Jungle Explorer...
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Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Nightmare
Lyran Alliance
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| Posted: 10-Dec-2004 08:47 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away. 
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A tree fall in the forest, and no one is around, and it hits a mime. Does anyone care?
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StarRaven
Federated Suns
Leftenant General
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| Posted: 10-Dec-2004 10:55 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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Insurance fraudster. Not quite what I'm studying at the moment.
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"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close semblance to the first."
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DarkAdder
Clan Star Adder
Star Commander
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| Posted: 10-Dec-2004 11:26 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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A Permanent Temp. How exactly does that work?
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 10-Dec-2004 14:53 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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I got Bungee Jumper
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Festina Lente!
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Major
Joined: 11-Mar-2004 00:00
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| Posted: 10-Dec-2004 16:54 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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I am an evil boss 
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If ignorance is bliss, then why are you so miserable?
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Rarich
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 10-Dec-2004 18:18 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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Hmmmm, the short version of my name gets traffic warden. the first and last with middle intial make me a giggolo. the whole shebang spelled out gets paleantologist.
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SaberDance
Federated Suns
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Joined: 07-May-2004 00:00
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| Posted: 11-Dec-2004 13:03 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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Having some fun here:
I'm a suicide bomber.
Tony Blair is in a land far, far away.
Margaret Thatcher is a trained Assassin.
Golda Meir is a topless model (ughh, bad image)
Jaque Chirac is a heavy weight boxer.
Gerhard Schroeder is a pole dancer.
R. Lee Ermey is a computer nerd.
Ariel Sharon is a Reality TV star.
Nelson Mandella is a mermaid.
Napoleon Bonaparte is the Emperor of the World.
Arthur Wesley is a Sewage Worker (gosh am I glad he didn't heed the call  )
George W. Bush is a spinster with cats.
John Kerry is a big game hunter.
Al Gore is an Animal Therapist.
Bill Clinton is a Monkey Impressionist.
Ronald Reagon is a Panto-Dame.
George H. W. Bush is a Rally Car Driver.
Walter Mondale is a goal scoring super-star hero.
Can we agree that this thing is useful only as a joke?
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Ronin
ComStar
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| Posted: 11-Dec-2004 15:14 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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My full name got astrologer.
Skipping my middle name, I got Dodgem Driver, whatever that is.
Adding my middle Initial made ma a stand up comic. 
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StarRaven
Federated Suns
Leftenant General
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 11-Dec-2004 18:29 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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On 2004-12-11 13:03, SaberDance wrote:
Can we agree that this thing is useful only as a joke?
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I don't know about that. It got R. Lee Ermey and Gerhard Shroeder dead on.
It's just not entirely accurate.
Now that I think of it, it got Tony Blair right to, subjectively at least. London is pretty far from Missouri.
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On 2004-12-10 11:26, DarkAdder wrote:
A Permanent Temp. How exactly does that work?
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You bounce from job to job. Forever.
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"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close semblance to the first."
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Pinhead
The Bloody Clans
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 12-Dec-2004 01:08 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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I got Dog Walker....
Somedays....
Pin
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Stinger
The Knights of Chaos
General
Joined: 30-Apr-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 12-Dec-2004 23:10 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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Umm What is a MSP?
I got that with my middle name
EEEEEEK!!!
My wife is a Professional Shopper.
EEEEEEEEEK!!!!
[ This Message was edited by: Stinger on 2004-12-12 23:11 ]
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If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy". Howard Wolowitz. BBT.
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Shadowking
Kell Hounds
Captain
Joined: 22-May-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 13-Dec-2004 00:01 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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Used my full name and I got Rabbit Slayer! 
Skipped my middle name and I got Mad Scientist! 
Used my middle initial and I got Nun?
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 13-Dec-2004 00:09 Post subject: RE: Ideal Job? |
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When I used my middle name I got Funeral Director when I omitted it I got Street Sweeper.When I used my Middle initial I got Astroliger.when Iused the shortened form of my first name I got Office Numpty ...what ever that is.
[ This Message was edited by: Motown Scrapper on 2004-12-13 00:14 ]
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