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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Commander
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 Posted: 03-Apr-2005 11:16 Post subject: new guy |
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Farley skinny person steps in to the bar, "so this is the bar and grill".
He spends 4 hours giving his all his wepons to Lurch, moves to a seat and ask for the strongest beer they have
OOC: unlike my bar and grill character I haven't have a battle yet
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Warhammer: 3025
Freelance
Captain, AFFC (Ret.)
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| Posted: 03-Apr-2005 15:12 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Give the new guy a PPC. And put it on Jymset's tab. 
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jymset
Scavenger
in pursuit of LosTech
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Location: Germany
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 03:31 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Hey! Ah....ok.... because I mm generally not here, trying my hardest to meet the floor under the table like all you freebirth scum, you think that my tab is still very humane compared to all the other's? Well, I guess you are right!
Welcome, parafighter! As a fellow Clan Jade Falcon warrior, I proudly welcome you to this..... Inner Sphere hellhole!
chihawk, please serve this good man all the Fusiliers he feels like downing. Oh, and all the strongest beers, too!
parafighter, I am sure we all hope you will find this great game of Battletech as great as we all have for the past decades!
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Beebles
Kell Hounds
Lieutenant
Joined: 12-May-2004 00:00
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Location: Ireland
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 03:51 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Always Glad to see fresh m... er, New Members.
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On 2005-04-04 03:31, jymset wrote:
parafighter, I am sure we all hope you will find this great game of Battletech as great as we all have for the past decades!
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Or months, as the case may be 
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jymset
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 04:13 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Heh. Technically, I have been at it for 'only' nine years, too.
And even more technically, I have spent more than half that time defending the Celestial Throne of the great House Liao!
But it matters not, here I am a true Jade Falcon, with the heart of a proud Crusader, defender of the only true Star League!
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"Rear armour is defeatist!" - unknown Kuritan Mechwarrior
The AC5 is a great gun!
On heat, 3025 style:
A Rifleman knows no heat.
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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Sergeant
Joined: 04-Jun-2004 00:00
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Location: Singapore
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 04:15 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Nice to meet you...
*pours beer over jymset's head*
No i'm not sure why i did that.. must have drank too mcuh from all the promotions going on..
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But it matters not, here I am a true Jade Falcon, with the heart of a proud Crusader, defender of the only true Star League!
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*oh yeah.. that's why...*
*turns to parafighter*
Piece of advice kid.. lose the weapons.
A) THere isn't any point
B) There's no way you can carry that many
C) There's no way you can keep that many.
(OOC:Watch Star Wars, how many guns does Hans Solo pack? Just one. Same for the poor trekkies.. ahem, even a modern day soldier carries what three weapons at most? Not counting grenades.. Also search for posts by StarCommander OneEye to find out what NOT to do...)
Aside from all that, have a drink on me.
[ This Message was edited by: Erenon on 2005-04-04 04:17 ]
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jymset
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 04:24 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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I, Star Colonel jymset Hazen, veteran of Tukkayyid and Twycross and you-name-it, bringer of death to any Inner Sphere Scum, hereby challenge you to a Trial of Grievance over said poured beer. With what do you choose to defend your miserable life?
Erm.... OOC: but didn't you love that character in the Sinbad animated movie? Who, upon entering the party, spent so much time giving up his weapons that he was not finished by the time his group left? Great fun
In C: MechWarrior parafighter, listen not to this Inner Sphere scum. Listen to your rightful superior within our glorious Clan: do not carry any mechanical weapons! (This is I speaking, not some meaningless Inner Sphere whelp!) Your steeled Clan body is weapon enough against these Inner Sphere weaklings. And I do not expect you to loose your edge in fights against other Clan warriors (or ex-Warriors, i.e. that traitor Lurch).
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"Rear armour is defeatist!" - unknown Kuritan Mechwarrior
The AC5 is a great gun!
On heat, 3025 style:
A Rifleman knows no heat.
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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Sergeant
Joined: 04-Jun-2004 00:00
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Location: Singapore
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 04:28 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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On 2005-04-04 04:24, jymset wrote:
I, Star Colonel jymset Hazen, veteran of Tukkayyid and Twycross and you-name-it, bringer of death to any Inner Sphere Scum, hereby challenge you to a Trial of Grievance over said poured beer. With what do you choose to defend your miserable life?
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*Takes up a peanut form the bar*
With this. now chose your Place of battle
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Erm.... OOC: but didn't you love that character in the Sinbad animated movie? Who, upon entering the party, spent so much time giving up his weapons that he was not finished by the time his group left? Great fun
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But that was a cartoon?? Ok ok ok.. it gives character...
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In C: MechWarrior parafighter, listen not to this Inner Sphere scum. Listen to your rightful superior within our glorious Clan: do not carry any mechanical weapons! (This is I speaking, not some meaningless Inner Sphere whelp!) Your steeled Clan body is weapon enough against these Inner Sphere weaklings. And I do not expect you to loose your edge in fights against other Clan warriors (or ex-Warriors, i.e. that traitor Lurch).
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Oh you mean like this?
*sweeps Jymset off his feet with a circle sweep and pops a peanut in his mouth*
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jymset
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 04:36 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Yummy - I like peanuts.
Ok, though you did not show the needed reverence, your offer of apology has been accepted!
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"Rear armour is defeatist!" - unknown Kuritan Mechwarrior
The AC5 is a great gun!
On heat, 3025 style:
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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 06:53 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Hai Jymset san. It is as you say.
More peanuts?
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jymset
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 07:04 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Sure, honorable Erenon. *Myumm-munch-crunch*
I forgot that you hail from the Draconis Combine. You are mere freebirths, not scum. You fight honourably (as incompetent as your warriors may be) and you did show those undeserving Smoke Jaguar dogs what true force of will means.
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"Rear armour is defeatist!" - unknown Kuritan Mechwarrior
The AC5 is a great gun!
On heat, 3025 style:
A Rifleman knows no heat.
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Emmy
Clan Wolf
Star Commander
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 09:28 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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*Emmy snaps back from spacing out* Oh, never mind. Nothing important. Just a Jade Falcon.
*throws a peanut at Erenon* Do not mention that name.
Actually, One-Eye was kind of amusing... *clears throat* Definately memorable. Hum. What a waste of good peanuts here... They are the only relatively edible things we have!
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Commander
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 14:30 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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On 2005-04-04 04:15, Erenon wrote:
Nice to meet you...
*pours beer over jymset's head*
No i'm not sure why i did that.. must have drank too mcuh from all the promotions going on..
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But it matters not, here I am a true Jade Falcon, with the heart of a proud Crusader, defender of the only true Star League!
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*oh yeah.. that's why...*
*turns to parafighter*
Piece of advice kid.. lose the weapons.
A) THere isn't any point
B) There's no way you can carry that many
C) There's no way you can keep that many.
(OOC:Watch Star Wars, how many guns does Hans Solo pack? Just one. Same for the poor trekkies.. ahem, even a modern day soldier carries what three weapons at most? Not counting grenades.. Also search for posts by StarCommander OneEye to find out what NOT to do...)
Aside from all that, have a drink on me.
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Im part of some secret group on this planet and you need alot of guns. I came in with 4 guns they take an hour to properly shutdown.
As for the group Im with I don't know much about them.
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 15:05 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Waste of peanuts? Why do you think they have a protective shell? You can through them all day and the food inside is safe and sound.
*Oafman beans Seraph in the forehaed with an unshelled peanut.*
See?
Welcome to the fun!
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Major
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 17:47 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Hey!
(picks up the offending peanut)
That is enoug hof that you senseless paper-pusher!
(pulls out a rubber band and sends the peanut back at Oafman, barely missing him and plunking into Erenon's drink)
hmm...my aim is a bit off. I must need another drink. Another drink my good barkeep!
(looks down at his emtpy basket)
And more peanuts!!
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