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PostPosted: 11-May-2002 09:54    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day Reply to topic Reply with quote

I once posted "Murphy's laws for tankers" here, I came across the original article from Armor magazine, and it has a very funny comic strip in the second page. Go check it out

http://knox-www.army.mil/armormag/downloads/1MurphysLaws02.pdf
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PostPosted: 11-May-2002 12:08    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day Reply to topic Reply with quote

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is funny. Thanks I needed the laff

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PostPosted: 11-May-2002 23:15    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day Reply to topic Reply with quote

Good one!

I have a friend in the reserves here I have to show this one to.

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PostPosted: 12-May-2002 10:41    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day Reply to topic Reply with quote

Those are not jokes, they are truisms....

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PostPosted: 12-May-2002 10:43    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day Reply to topic Reply with quote

Would be even funnier if I understood all
the contractions (sp?) they use. But then professional talk is alike in any business, AFAIK.


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PostPosted: 12-May-2002 22:33    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day Reply to topic Reply with quote

They must have been on my last exercise!

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PostPosted: 01-Jun-2002 01:58    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day Reply to topic Reply with quote

I just want to know what exactly is wrong with the idea of "Gunner! Sabot! Sniper!". It's not as bad as the time on the range firing M2's. The range boundaries are rather close to a cattle farm. Very few things are more frightening than seeing 8 .50 caliber MG's all training on a poor cow that wandered into the wrong place.

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