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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
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 Posted: 22-Dec-2006 10:23 Post subject: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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As has become tradition, I am honored to post Mordel's heartfelt holiday greeting.
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<BR>"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
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<BR>We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
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<BR>By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
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<BR>This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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<BR>Any and all applicable taxes that arise from accepting this greeting are the sole responsibility of the wishee.
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<BR>Yours neutrally,
<BR>Mordel Blacknight"
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[Last edited by chihawk on 16-Feb-2007 19:19; edited 1 time in total]
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Stinger
The Knights of Chaos
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Joined: 30-Apr-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 22-Dec-2006 20:23 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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Ahhh I have been waiting for this.
Now the Holidays can begin.
Happy non-descript end of the year celebration to all. 
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If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy". Howard Wolowitz. BBT.
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Emmy
Clan Wolf
Star Commander
Joined: 20-Mar-2004 00:00
Posts: 167
Location: United States
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| Posted: 23-Dec-2006 07:00 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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And a Merry Christmas to you too!
To hell with political correctness!
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cain
Blighted Sun Battalion
1st Company
"Ralgith's Renegades"
Lieutenant
Joined: 10-May-2004 00:00
Posts: 329
Location: Canada
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| Posted: 23-Dec-2006 08:24 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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Its that time of year again huh
sin sin
Nollaig sona go gach dhuíne 
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