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ralgith
Blighted Sun Battalion
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 Posted: 08-Jan-2009 14:22 Post subject: Re: Old Timers |
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Chokes and sputters as the pinball machine goes up in smoke in his face again.
"Why always when I'm playing?! All I did was try to play my extra ball!"
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CO_17thRecon
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| Posted: 09-Jan-2009 12:42 Post subject: Re: Old Timers |
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| Vagabond wrote: | | CO_17thRecon wrote: | | Slythis wrote: | | I'm not 100% certain that pinball machine has EVER worked right. |
"Hey! It happens to work fine right now, thankyouverymuch. And the arcade machine I built is working...well, decently enough. It doesn't always record when you put a quarter in, but that's just because I have to get my cut too." He grins. |
*As if summoned by Recons words a high pitched wine followed by a sizzling and finally a pop originates from the pinball machine. Smoke begins to drift from the back of the machine as the panels go dark.*
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"It's not a bug!" Jarylan says quickly, moving to get his tools and go back to work on the pinball machine, "Random pyrotechnics is an undocumented feature!"
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 09-Jan-2009 13:21 Post subject: Old Timers |
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Be thankful one of us was here to fix it. At least you won't lose your game...
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 10-Jan-2009 07:53 Post subject: Re: Old Timers |
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| CO_17thRecon wrote: | | Slythis wrote: | | I'm not 100% certain that pinball machine has EVER worked right. |
"Hey! It happens to work fine right now, thankyouverymuch. And the arcade machine I built is working...well, decently enough. It doesn't always record when you put a quarter in, but that's just because I have to get my cut too." He grins. |
*SD rises from the book of complaints and gets himself a paper roll*
So... it wasn't an accident you say... >_<
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 12-Jan-2009 14:32 Post subject: Old Timers |
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There are no Accidents...
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Slythis
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| Posted: 13-Jan-2009 23:39 Post subject: Re: Old Timers |
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| CO_17thRecon wrote: |
"It's not a bug!" Jarylan says quickly, moving to get his tools and go back to work on the pinball machine, "Random pyrotechnics is an undocumented feature!" |
As are the occasions where the ball defies physics I take it?
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CO_17thRecon
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| Posted: 14-Jan-2009 00:33 Post subject: Re: Old Timers |
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"Ball defying physics?" He levers himself out from under the machine for a moment, thinking. "Hm."
Jarylan pulls himself back under the machine, and lets out a whoop. "Aha! I found the problem! I also found out where those gauss pistol parts went when I lost them..."
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 14-Jan-2009 09:02 Post subject: Old Timers |
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Come on Joe, You know never to use weapon parts in the entertainment equipment....
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| Posted: 14-Jan-2009 12:10 Post subject: Old Timers |
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"I didn't use them. I lost them. Slight difference. I must have put them down there for some reason, perhaps after getting them out of the tool box. And then...forgot them I guess. The magnetics probably made the ball do all kinds of funny things."
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 15-Jan-2009 08:56 Post subject: Old Timers |
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See, there was no Gravity wells in the pinball machine....
Works like a champ now...
Thanks Joe,
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| Posted: 16-Jan-2009 12:00 Post subject: Old Timers |
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After a bit, Jarylan pulls out from under the machine, and puts away all the parts and tools. He then stands up, adjusts his uniform jacket....
"'ey!" With a good smack to the side of the machine, it starts right up, having not even lost the score. Jarylan then wanders off to put the toolbox away.
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ralgith
Blighted Sun Battalion
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| Posted: 16-Jan-2009 15:09 Post subject: Old Timers |
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Sure, sure, it didn't lose my SCORE!! But look at the ball count. I had 7, now I have ONE.
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| Posted: 17-Jan-2009 00:53 Post subject: Old Timers |
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Jarylan sighs the long suffering sigh of those whose great works are not appreciated. He bangs the machine again, and the rest of the seven burns to life, showing that it is indeed, not a one.
'Course, the score is now zero, but you can't have everything...
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 17-Jan-2009 03:57 Post subject: Old Timers |
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*SD walks over to the pin-ball machine and whrows in a rather shady looking K-bill coin*
Let's sssee...
*After a bit of chrunning the machine shows 1495 balls left and highscore in place of currrent score...*
Hmmm... ssseems that I've bested ya all already...
*grins*
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ralgith
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| Posted: 18-Jan-2009 15:56 Post subject: Old Timers |
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"Ok, thats it. I know when I'm beat."
Takes a stool at the bar
"Chi, whip me up a Nitro Class ERPPC, and a salt shaker will ya?"
Lays a 20 C-Bill note on the counter. Doesn't even flinch when the Pinball machine electroshocks SD as he grabs ahold of it after using his tamperbill.
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