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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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 Posted: 14-Dec-2010 17:18 Post subject: Mordel's 2010 Holiday Greeting |
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As has become tradition, I am honored to post Mordel's heartfelt holiday greeting.
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Any and all applicable taxes that arise from accepting this greeting are the sole responsibility of the wishee.
Yours neutrally,
Mordel Blacknight"
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 14-Dec-2010 17:42 Post subject: Mordel's 2010 Holiday Greeting |
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you are LATE!
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chihawk
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| Posted: 14-Dec-2010 18:05 Post subject: Mordel's 2010 Holiday Greeting |
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I'm actually right on time... 
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Vagabond
Mercenary
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| Posted: 15-Dec-2010 02:47 Post subject: Mordel's 2010 Holiday Greeting |
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lies i say...
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Stinger
The Knights of Chaos
General
Joined: 30-Apr-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 16-Dec-2010 23:55 Post subject: Mordel's 2010 Holiday Greeting |
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Ahhhhh.
Now I can get into the holiday season! 
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If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy". Howard Wolowitz. BBT.
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
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Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: 24-Dec-2010 15:39 Post subject: Mordel's 2010 Holiday Greeting |
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Merry everything you may want to celebrate in these times. May they be peaceful.
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Karagin
Imperial Karagin Army
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 25-Dec-2010 09:15 Post subject: Mordel's 2010 Holiday Greeting |
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So I will stick with the easy to remember and all...
Merry Christmas.
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Only the dead have seen the end of war. - Plato
"Wasted trip Man. Nobody said nuthin' about lockin' horns with no tigers." Oddball
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 21-Jan-2011 19:55 Post subject: Mordel's 2010 Holiday Greeting |
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I missed that tepid holiday greetings... 
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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