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Rarich
Federated Suns
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 Posted: 10-Nov-2009 06:25 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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A tattered cloth dangling old apparition comes in the door. Grab what you got THE MONKEEES ARE COMMING!
goe streaking towards the back door and one of the cargo modules dropped off so long ago...........
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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
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| Posted: 10-Nov-2009 09:04 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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ooc- its been long enough since we had fun with this. Time to enjoy an old classic.
ic- *Vagabond hears the warning cry of the old soldier and sighs*
It was only a matter of time. Those simian bastards have been to quiet.
*Vagabond then finishes his green tea, places the cup on the bar, and then goes to his office to retrieve his Anti-simian equipment.*
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
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Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: 10-Nov-2009 11:47 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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*Picks up a broom and expects the worst... alexis forcing him to clean everything once it's all over*
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Rarich
Federated Suns
Leftenant General
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| Posted: 10-Nov-2009 14:42 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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Staggers back in with a bin full of door knobs tethered behind him and a ........ multibarreled knob tosser held hip high.
huff, hufff, hufff. Don't ask, but I got away from those hairy little basstastchiz about an hour ago. Hi jacked a cab when I saw where we were at. They are setting up in warehouses by starport. Also somewhere in the backwoods, I still don't understand that infernal language of theirs.
Shooomph! a burst knocks 2 simians, little spidey types, back thru the front doors. Glasses shatter on the bar from their shrieks.
<quick casual salute in Vagabonds direction>
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 20-Nov-2009 11:39 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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Simian, the other,other other, other... other white meat...
<Reaching for a cattle prod and bottle of barbecue sauce...>
After we put some pain onto some Simian keister , we'll fix the window...again....
Come on Joe...
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
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| Posted: 03-Jun-2010 12:24 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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| I go away for a while and you let the simian bastards back in?! Where do I lodge a complaint with management? *hoists up an official BOIL portable gauss rifle and flips a table over to create a barricade* Alright then you poo flinging scum, bring it.
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Mordel
Mordel.Net
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| Posted: 04-Jun-2010 12:26 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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You can file your complaint with the bartender. He has a real sympathetic ear. 
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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| Posted: 04-Jun-2010 19:10 Post subject: Re: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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| Mordel wrote: | | You can file your complaint with the bartender. He has a real sympathetic ear. |
Absolutely! I haven't killed anyone in days...
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ICER
Clan Hell's Horses
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| Posted: 03-Jul-2010 14:58 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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A tall figure appears in the doorway. dressed in ragged scond store clothes and carrying a half empty duffle bag. around his neck is a small chain holding a ST Dismas medal. he looks around and senses the oncomingg battle. Dropping the duffle bag, grabs a empty bottle and lowers into a fighting stance.
"let's party" he says with a grin.
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
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| Posted: 06-Jul-2010 13:56 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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Considers stranger-Lurch line to be another direction from which the danger is imminent.
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Ronin
ComStar
Colonel
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| Posted: 03-Sep-2010 22:11 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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We can't have an attack now, I'm still drinking all the root beer that got stockpiled when I wasn't here for the past, um, while.
*bbuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppp***
Oh, nevermind. Where's my banana crossbow?
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Vagabond
Mercenary
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| Posted: 08-Sep-2010 07:24 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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*Vagabond walks out of his office with a belt full of spray bottles filled with sanitizers, a bandoleer of toilet paper, a riot shield covered with linoleum, and a gas mask. He also wields in his hands an industrial strength mop head attached to an endo-steel pole and myomer lined, Kevlar covered, steel knuckle reinforced gloves*
OK boys, lets rock. Oh and Ronin, you can find your gear in the broom closet.
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RavenHeart
Capellan Confederation
San-ben-bing
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| Posted: 09-Sep-2010 14:17 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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Ravenheart bursts in the door and slams it shut behind him.
"Holy Monkey Shit! They're right behind me!"
"Hey, RavenHeart. Long time no..." Vagabond was cut short.
"There's no time for that now. We need tp up out defences."
"What do you suggest?" Chihawk asked.
RavenHeart looked around for a couple of seconds, getting his bearing in the bar he'd been away from for years.
"There!"
He quickly made for one of the store closet doors. He had to pick the lock. The door pushed itself open once the handle was pressed - shovels and drilling equipment spilling out.
"How long has it been since we had a good old fashioned Pit Digging in here?"
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
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| Posted: 10-Sep-2010 14:09 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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*Holds his broom tight and tries not to look too scared*
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Kalo Osis
Clan Ice Hellions
Star Colonel
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| Posted: 07-Nov-2010 20:42 Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! |
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Osis waves his hands around in mock worry as he swoons, making sure not to drop his extremely expensive glass of something extremely expensive. He rolls his eyes and makes like he's having a heartattack.
"Oh no the monkeys. Who will save us?"
His voice is dry as a bone and monotone as he turns around and resumes his position huddled over the bar, drinking. Apparently Clanners can pick up sarcasm.
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