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PostPosted: 15-May-2018 18:41    Post subject: BT Jokes: post them here Reply to topic Reply with quote
1. Why did the Superheavy BattleMech cross the road?

To use its mace to hit the nose of the Aerodyne DropShip that was on the other side!

2. Why are some MechWarriors hawks when it comes to combat?

Because they control Land-Air 'Mechs!

3. How did an infantry platoon get fired from their service jobs?

They were hit by Inferno Dead-Fire Long Range Missiles!
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PostPosted: 15-May-2018 19:43    Post subject: Re: BT Jokes: post them here Reply to topic Reply with quote
FedComBoy wrote:
1. Why did the Superheavy BattleMech cross the road?

To use its mace to hit the nose of the Aerodyne DropShip that was on the other side!

2. Why are some MechWarriors hawks when it comes to combat?

Because they control Land-Air 'Mechs!

3. How did an infantry platoon get fired from their service jobs?

They were hit by Inferno Dead-Fire Long Range Missiles!


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