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Vampire
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A friend passed me this. Enjoy!
Note: For those that don't watch the news
Hu= New China leader
Yassir Arafat= The guy with the checkered towel in his head, chairman of the PLO
Kofi Annan= Secretary General of the UN
White House conversations ...
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
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AlexxKnight
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| Posted: 23-Nov-2002 15:33 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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Whose would have thought that such a classic could have gotten better. THanks for posting it.
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 23-Nov-2002 16:52 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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well now.......
a joke never dies, it just keeps struggling. lol.
good read.
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Ruger
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| Posted: 23-Nov-2002 17:10 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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I love it...that's classic...
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Vampire
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| Posted: 23-Nov-2002 18:12 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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I have no clue, it's the first time I read it 
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Nightmare
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| Posted: 23-Nov-2002 21:31 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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That`s a case of crippled sense of humor
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 24-Nov-2002 19:04 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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Vamp, do the words "Who's on First" ring any bells???
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Raven!
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| Posted: 24-Nov-2002 20:34 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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Who? 
Raven, I don't know's on third!
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Kyu Kage
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| Posted: 25-Nov-2002 05:19 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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AH!
Great classic revamped!!
Whatch out for the censors and lawyers though!
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Hurlbut
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Gunslinger Patch
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| Posted: 26-Nov-2002 01:38 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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Hu was that in China again?
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Hurlbut
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| Posted: 26-Nov-2002 12:54 Post subject: RE: Conversation in the White House |
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Yes, Hu is the guy in China.
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