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Vampire
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 Posted: 11-May-2003 14:12 Post subject: Top 20 Things You Never Say To A Woman During An Argument: |
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Somebody posted this at CBT, thought I would share
Top 20 Things You Never Say To A Woman During An Argument:
20. "Of course I love you. . .now pass the Doritos, please."
19. "If you loved me, you wouldn't have such a hangup about this! Every guy fantasizes about two women. . ."
18. "Can't you see I'm trying to sleep here!"
17. "I might have more interest if you hit the Thighmaster a little harder. . ."
16. *cat noises*
15. "Good God, woman! How many shoes do you plan to get?"
14. "Let's get one thing straight: Meg Ryan looks good with Meg Ryan's hair. You don't!"
13. "If you were dead, why would you care if I remarried?"
12. "Buck up, soldier! Those cramps can't be that bad. . ."
11. " Honey, you're supposed to look like that after having two kids. . ."
10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"
9. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."
8. "You're just upset because your getting fat..."
7. "Wait a minute...I get it - what time of the month is it?"
6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?"
5. "Sorry, I was just picturing you tied up and naked."
4. "Whoa, time out, honey. Football is on."
3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning."
2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"
... and The Number One Thing You Should Never Say To A Woman During An Argument....
1. "Who are you kidding... We both know that thing ain't loaded!"
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 12-May-2003 07:52 Post subject: RE: Top 20 Things You Never Say To A Woman During An Argument: |
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I knew i was saying the wrong things.... 
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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