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Ares
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 Posted: 26-May-2003 15:55 Post subject: "I stole a goat, you ****** cops" |
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http://www.wisinfo.com/postcrescent/news/archive/local_10442609.shtml
Ah, yes, the feared "Note On A Goat" tactic, first perfected by the British SAS during World War II, and used effectively against tyrants, madmen, and confused cops ever since.
We're dealing with a professional here. Very well trained; a lyrical assassin of the highest caliber. A student of the School of Seuss. He's definitely armed, and probably has both his legs, too.
Approach with extreme irritation.
NOTE: Now, translated into Jive coutesy of http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ : "I stole some goat ya' fuckin' cops. ah' stole some goat and dropped it on dis block. Ya' know? Let it run, let it play. Slap mah fro! Waukesha cops is real gay. Slap mah fro! It’s plum a goat, be glad uh dat, next time some sucka' be sho' man uh dat. Man!"
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[ This Message was edited by: Ares on 2003-05-26 15:56 ]
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Kyu Kage
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| Posted: 27-May-2003 08:05 Post subject: RE: "I stole a goat, you ****** cops" |
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It just gets weirder evrey day...
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 27-May-2003 13:04 Post subject: RE: "I stole a goat, you ****** cops" |
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OR just more sad......
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