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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
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 Posted: 04-Aug-2003 17:13 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Talen walks in to the bar after being gone all weekend. He looks around the room, notices most people are gone, and the other half are bunkered up behind tables. Chihawk's bar has been added to with what looks to be sandbags.
"Ah...I see. Someone said the M word." Talen laughs. "I think I'll sit this one out too."
Talen walks over and sits down at his table and opens up his book.
"Ya'll have fun with this one..."
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
Major
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| Posted: 04-Aug-2003 18:29 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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The Major tilts his head down slightly to activate his microphone. "Metal Fox to B&G HQ. I have multiple contacts, presumably hostile from the IFF codes. Looks like a company in range of my sensors. Am transmitting all data on forces to main computer. Do you wish me to begin delaying actions, or continue gathering force composition and target intel?"
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Bowtie Bob
Clan Wolf
Point Commander
Joined: 14-Oct-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 04-Aug-2003 19:28 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Hmm......from the way you all are running around, I assume this is a BAD thing.....
Hmm......guess I may as well help out.... 
*heads out to his custom assault omni.....
*crawls into the cockpit and gets a beer out of the minifridge.....
DEATH TO ALL SIMIANS WHO DARE TO COME AGAINST ME!!!!!
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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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| Posted: 04-Aug-2003 19:51 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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*vagabond stands atop a large industrial building. panning back a forth with his visual sensors. listening to the quite radio singnals, nowing that in a short time the simian hords shall show up and the radio was going to be cluttered.*
i wish raven was here with the rest of the roses.
*switching to channel b*
black roses sound off.
*11 responces flowed in.*
lets kick some fury buts.
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
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| Posted: 04-Aug-2003 20:05 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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**chihawk moves about the B&G, maiing sure that all the defenses are in place. Suddenly to words flash into his mind...
Dead Fish!!!.
chihawk's eyes become the size of saucers and he runs into the kitchen to slam the freezer door shut...
...and sees the delivery door is open.
The enemy is already inside....**
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Dead-Fish
Free Worlds League
Master Sergeant
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 04-Aug-2003 21:54 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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After realizing the horror that was soon to ensue Chihawk hears a noise coming from the Infamous freezer 5
“*Thump* *Thump* *Thump* Let me out!”
“*Thump* *Thump* *Thump* Let me out!”
“*Thump* For the love of all that is holy, SOMEONE OPEN THIS DOOR!!!”
Chihawk quickly runs over to the freezer and powers down the containment grade magnetic locks.
Dead-fish stammers out shivering
“O man this is bad. I heard you warn about the M word, and got really nervous. I was cooking something to calm my nerves when I could have sworn that I heard it. And the next thing you know BLAM there go the lights and about a dozen of the little mothers drop from the vents and catch me by surprise.”
He looks around panicky.
“O lord NO! they released the meat!”
He then spins around a few times not knowing what to do.
!!!!!!!!!
quickly he flipps arround to face Chihawk
"Damn it man do you know what this means!!!!"
“They must have gone to release their foul brethren at SBIASBL. AHHHHHHHHHHH. The guards will never see it coming they have to be warned!”
With that Dead-Fish Burst out of the kitchen full tilt towards the mech bays and the BBQMaster.
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bananas may be dangerous but grapes kill.
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Ronin
ComStar
Colonel
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 01:21 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Ronin, hearing the sudden quiet and the eruption of commotion caused by the utterance of a "mere" word, almost drops his bottle of IBC Root Beer. Almost. Can't waste that stuff you know. Ronin wasn't around the last time the B&G was attacked, but he'd heard the tales from the old timers, and knew just how serious things could get.
As his fellow Mordellians scrambled to get to their mechs and/or weapons, Ronin has a brilliant idea. Well, maybe not brilliant, but it will get him some PIC time for free if he's lucky. Ronin accesses his communicator and makes a few quick calls as best he can.
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Several minutes later at the airfield...
Preflight complete...
Throttles set...
"CLEAR PROP!"
Switches to START position...
Vacuum pressure ok...
oil pressure and temp ok...
release brakes and taxi...
clearance recieved, "November Six Niner Zero Seven Eight is on the roll"
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Soon thereafter...
"OK, there's the drop zone. Let's set this run up and maybe we'll get the cargo out undamaged."
On his signal, the cargo master takes over the operation. The cargo doors are opened, and pallets are shoved out the rear of teh airplane. As the parachutes open, the corporate logo for Chiquita Bananas can be clearly seen.
"Let's hope this at least distracts them long enough for the others to organize a better defense." Ronin says as he turns the cargo plane back towards the airfield. "Good luck guys, I'll be back with you all in a jiffy."
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 01:23 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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*Checks Vidio displays on ballon mounted sensor pack and sees a bunch of monkeys headed toward the Major copys radio trafic and commfirmes that the monkeys are what the threat is*
{ Bloody Monkeys I have no idea why every body is running scared but I will figure it out later right now ;ITS PARTY TIME !!!!!!!}
* Electrofies hull {40,000 volts should deter swarm attacks}loads a cast iron double sink with drying shelf into Kitchen sink launcher and a bright green cast iron bath tub into the Bath Tub Thrower*
"Scrapper to Iron Fox my balloon cameras have picked up a large group of monkeys headed your way there are also some at the B&G am engaging now"
* Fires Kitchen sink at one group of monkeys hitting two out of five launches bathtub at second larger group hits four out of eleven three loud zaps as Monkeys attempt to swarm the van
" That's right you little bastiches 40,000 fracking volts how do you like the plumbing ya bloody gits'
* Hits reload buttons for launchers checks ammo stock one cast iron single and two stainless steel double sink and one cast iron and two sheet steel bathtub (not good}loads both cast iron opens gun port and lets lose with a stream of high velocity door knobs hits three monkeys Lights indicating sink and bath tub are loaded come on
{ Damn more of them)one of the two nailed by the kitchen sink stagers to its feet the other three and two new ones start pelting the van with rocks*
* Fires Bath Tub Thrower: four hits*
*The seven survivors from the first bath tub attack and two new ones start pelTing the van with the contents of a dumpster some of the debris landson top of the van andstarts cooking from the hulls charge fires kitchen sink at them smashes two against the dumpster watches the hit eveserate them {they won't be causing any more trouble)
Keys mike " Hey guys help would be cool!!!"
* Hits reload buttons fires more doorknobs at growing mob of monkeys listens to series of thumps and zaps as more debris impacts van some of the debris that lands on the roof ignites fires both launcher no need to aim the damn things are all over the place watches the stainless steel sink decap a monkey as the bath tub hits four.Watches in horror as three of them get up {Damn sheet steel to damn light) Hits reload switches to reload the last of the sinks and tubs Fires more doorknobs into growing mob of monkeys
{Goddamn it there are to damn many of these things can't hold them back}
*Indicator lights come on indicating the last sink and bathtub are loaded both are fired into monky mob sink hits two bathtub hits five ,three of which get back up *
" Guys HELP!!!!!"
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Ronin
ComStar
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 01:54 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Hearing Moe's calls for assitance, Ronin decides that he has to do somethng to help until others can arrive. But what? was the question. This was a small piston engine airplane, not some combat gunship. "Maybe I can at least distarct them by buzzing them" Ronin thinks to himself.
"Moe, Ronin, hold on, we're inbound on your position. I'll try to scare them off by buzzing them. It might work long enough for some mech support to come your way."
Ronin does the emergency pre-landing checklist as usual during low altitude operations, and then lines up a low and fast approach over Moe's beseiged van. As he approaches, Ronin sets the engine to make as much noise as possible. Some of the monkeys are startled by the approaching airborne menace, and promptly scatter or dive for cover. Others...
"Aw, %&$@!!!" Ronin cursed. "I've heard of bird strikes, but this is ridiculous! I guess Lycoming engines weren't designed to ingest simians."
As Ronin is cursing, he is performing the abbreviated engine failure drill: put the aircraft into the best glide descent attitude, and, well, that's all he has time for other than another curse followed by "Rick ain't gonna like this..."
CRUNCH!!! SCREEE!!!!
to be continued...
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 03:15 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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*watches as Ronins light plane comes boring in below rooftop level missing the balloon cable by mear centimetres sending a few ,too few monkeys scattering then is shocked by the horrifing site of a monkey jumping off of a roof and hitting the front fusalage of the small aircraft sending it down behind some buildings*
"Mon this be not good '
*Hits ballon release level
"Well there goes my long range sensors"
*shifts into drive*
" this is going to get really messy'
*Tromps on it,plowing straight into the Mob ,Is greeted by thumps and zaps as the armoured body starts impacting monkeys crushing and electocuting them scatering flaming debris from the top of the van across the pavement along with the crushed and broken bodies of dozens of simians*
{ Man he went down trying to help me I can't let those little bastiches get him}
*Listens as the front end armour creaks and groans under the impact of dozens of monkeys
{At least the fire is of the roof but I do not know if this armour can hold up under this pressure and I do not like leaving the B&G undefended but man I got to save Ronin} * Rounds the corner and spots the wreakage of Ronins plane {not to many monkeys here yet}
Hits PA"Ronin make a noise.I'm coming to get you get ready mon these monkeys are not far behind!!"{Mon please don't be dead}
but
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Vagabond
Mercenary
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 03:47 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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*as the simians swarm the van, using crude impliments such as rocks and trash to annoy the object a large silver gorilla walks up and begins grunting as if giving orders. the simians sease there archaic attacks and back off. numurous baboons and monkeys getting crushed and knocked around my flying impliments. they form a circle after the crash of the low flying aircraft and begin grunting in unisone. then they go stark quite, as the sound of gasious release can be heard rolling about the crowd. with a final yowl by the gorrilla the simians imploy there most dreaded small arms weapon. ACIDIC FEACIES!*
*the wetish splats can be heard landing on the electrified skin of the van, cooking quicky as the high acidity begins eatting away the armor. the speed at which it burns quickly shows that even battlemech armor would fail under an onslaught.*
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this is black rose one to all units, we just recieved word that the BnG is underassult. we are moving location to assist.
*vagabond says to the miss matched assembly of multi-national battlemechs. all belonging to different units. several show signs of having been hit by feacies. others showing scorch marks about there missile launchers. the radio chatter as fortold was random and cluttered. units all around asking for assistence, other ordering retreats.*
it seems they hit use with are pants down, and as our training battle early this year showed, there using the access tunnels for transit. as for the level of technology there imploying, that still unknown. we might be facing just simions, but its also possible they may imploy BA, Mechs, and Orbital assest as well.
*the group begins there march to BnG*
so keep you eyes open. remember there not human, they could be anywhere.
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*mean while a unit of BA makes its way to where the plane had crashed, hoping to retreave survivors before the simians could get them first.*
damn dirty apes!
[to be continued]
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 04:23 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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"O.K. ya big ape two can play that game"
* With that declaration Motown exicutes the Carlin Bi-Labial frikatrive manouver  drenching the big ape in a digusting mixture of mucas ,bile,and stomach acid Following up with a stream of high velocity door knobs and continues on his rescue mission,praying that his blood soaked ,dented ,pitted armour holds up.*
* Soon he gets a visual on the wreakage*
"Lord please let me get there in time!"
*pulls up to the wreakage*
*Hits PA *"Ronin get your ass over here we do not have much time"
*Cutting loose with a steam of High velocity door knobs at tha oncoming hoard*
" Move it mon they be coming fast"
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 07:32 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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Ok Joe, There's your answer. Ronin and MO need some assistance.
Over the Comm system..
"Anyone with High end Comm equipment Squelch the gain down to low, I'm activating the the Simian Ultrasonic Deterence System..."
Pressing a few button on my console... A faint High Pitched Tones can be heard by Humans... Dog and Cats for blocks are yelping and running away...
"That should give the Simians something to think about....."
Every Simian for blocks suddenly Grabs their ears, screeching in pain.....
Initiating the Defense Grid Level two. Electrifed Perimeter is now hot, Tuned to Simian DNA.
Restraint Launcers and Goop Guns are now Hot.....
After we pound them into paste, I'm installing a third backup system to the B&G Kitchens Systems to keep this from Happening again.....
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
Major
Joined: 10-Sep-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2003 11:16 Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! |
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"Ronin, Moe, Metal Fox is inbound. Hold them for a minute longer and I'll be there."
The Major turns the machine quickly and begins crushing pavement in a sprint back to the area where Moe and Ronin are engaged. "Computer reset, engage Rabid Fox combat mode."
"Mode engaged, sensors reset, ECM reset, weapon power increased, engine power increased."
The Metal Fox began to move faster as power was shunted away from unnecessaru systems and back toward those necessary for combat. Upon seeing the simians gathered around, closing in on the van, the Major simply plows through them., trampling many, including a large silver one. Then he turns the Metal Fox in a pirouette, his large laser spitting a sapphire beam of death upon the remaining monkeys.
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[ This Message was edited by: CO_17thRecon on 2003-08-05 11:22 ]
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"What the...?! Where did you get THAT?!"
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