Mordel's Bar & Grill
what a cask of whiskey?
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Mordel's Bar & Grill Forum Index » Mordel's Bar & Grill
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
StarCommander_One-Eye
Draconis Combine
Shujin
Shujin


Joined: 17-Aug-2004 00:00
Posts: 141

PostPosted: 13-Sep-2004 13:59    Post subject: what a cask of whiskey? Reply to topic Reply with quote

"Well ive been accepted int o the ranks of this bar so ive a present for everyone......ill be back in a minute.".....he returns carrying a rather large cask of wood....on the label it say Canadian Whiskey brewed and casked in the year 2820!!! "5 c bills a shot!!!!!!!!"
_________________
War is but a Clash of interests.
Back to top View profile Send site message
Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Tai-sho


Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
Posts: 1657
Location: United States
PostPosted: 13-Sep-2004 14:25    Post subject: RE: what a cask of whiskey? Reply to topic Reply with quote

How is it a present when we have to buy each shot? Even so, I must decline, I gave up whisky several years ago.

_________________
Festina Lente!
Back to top View profile Send site message
chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
Master Bartender


Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 8081
Location: United States
PostPosted: 13-Sep-2004 15:42    Post subject: RE: what a cask of whiskey? Reply to topic Reply with quote

**Lurch looks at the stranger selling booze in Mordel's Bar, and after a quick glance at chihawk, tosses the contraband booze and it's owner out the front window.**

"Per the house rules, we'll be charging the price of the window replacement--including a modest markup--to your account.

Enjoy your stay at Mordel's!"

_________________
www.210sportsblog.com
Back to top View profile Send site message Send e-mail Visit website Twitter Username
StarCommander_One-Eye
Draconis Combine
Shujin
Shujin


Joined: 17-Aug-2004 00:00
Posts: 141

PostPosted: 13-Sep-2004 16:16    Post subject: RE: what a cask of whiskey? Reply to topic Reply with quote

" hey that booze was hard to comeby and it cost me a 20 ton scouter . tell ya what: you can keep 60% of the profit on that ancient booze, and ill be allowed to sell here what do you say? and i have 9 more casks of that.
_________________
War is but a Clash of interests.
Back to top View profile Send site message
StarCommander_One-Eye
Draconis Combine
Shujin
Shujin


Joined: 17-Aug-2004 00:00
Posts: 141

PostPosted: 13-Sep-2004 16:23    Post subject: RE: what a cask of whiskey? Reply to topic Reply with quote

and Chihawk...try not to be mean to this whiskey, it is ancient and tasted really good.
_________________
War is but a Clash of interests.
Back to top View profile Send site message
chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
Master Bartender


Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 8081
Location: United States
PostPosted: 13-Sep-2004 20:00    Post subject: RE: what a cask of whiskey? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Quote:

On 2004-09-13 16:16, StarCommander_One-Eye wrote:
" hey that booze was hard to comeby and it cost me a 20 ton scouter . tell ya what: you can keep 60% of the profit on that ancient booze, and ill be allowed to sell here what do you say? and i have 9 more casks of that.



Only the Big Cheese can answer that...

_________________
www.210sportsblog.com
Back to top View profile Send site message Send e-mail Visit website Twitter Username
SaberDance
Federated Suns
Colonel
Colonel


Joined: 07-May-2004 00:00
Posts: 837

PostPosted: 13-Sep-2004 22:25    Post subject: RE: what a cask of whiskey? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Saberdance looks up from his traditional grape nee-hi, futzes with his glasses, and then realizes that he did indeed see a flying cask of wine.

"This stuff is stronger than it looks," he says looking back at his grape drink. "Next I'll be seeing flying snow ravens."

CRASH

(cue the flying monkey's music)
_________________
"Politics is the Art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, misdiagnosing the problem, and applying the wrong solution."
-Groucho Marx
Back to top View profile Send site message Send e-mail
Display posts from previous:
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Mordel's Bar & Grill Forum Index » Mordel's Bar & Grill All times are GMT-05:00

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You can download files in this forum