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Shadowking
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 Posted: 05-Dec-2004 22:10 Post subject: Jokes |
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Ok, here's some old bad BT jokes I found while going through some Battletechnology mags. I'm sure you've all seen them before, but what the hey.
How many Combine troopers does it take to change a low strip?
Seventeen: one to change it and sixteen to fill out the requisition forms.
How many Lyrans does it take to change a glow strip?
Five: one to change it, one to sell it at three times its market value, two to film it and sell the rights, and one to design a new, official glow strip changer uniform.
How many Free Worlds Leaguers does it take to change a glow strip?
Only two: one to change it and one to ask ComStar's permission.
How many Capellans does it take to change a glow strip?
Thirty Six: one to change it, five to propagandize against the rumors of a glow strip shortage, and an elite thity-man commando team to steal it from a neighboring system.
How many Davion soliders does it take to change a glow strip?
One: plus two Regimental Combat Teams! One to change it and two RCTs to invade the Capellan Confederation and take it back.
How many ComStar Adepts does it take to change a glow strip?
Three: one to change it and two to perform the required sancitifying rituals to assure proper operation.
How many Clan MechWarriors does it take to change a glow strip?
Five: because they don't know any lower number.
How many Bandit Lords does it take to change a glow strip?
What's a glow strip?
What's the difference between an extended range Clans Laser and a meatball?
If you don't know, PLEASE don't come over to my house to cook dinner!
What present won't Theodore Kurita buy for his daughter on Girl's Day?
A Victor.
What did Tor Miraborg say to his first Clans warrior?
Sorry I shot at you, for a moment I thought you were a mercenary.
What photographic process does Romano Liao hate most?
En-Hanse-Ment
What has five 'Mech companies, fifteen aerospace fighters, twenty Toads, and an attitude?
I don't know either, but it's bidding for your planet.
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Moonlapse Vertigo
Clan Goliath Scorpion
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| Posted: 06-Dec-2004 14:19 Post subject: RE: Jokes |
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Those were worthwile, especially the last one. 
[ This Message was edited by: Moonlapse Vertigo on 2004-12-06 14:19 ]
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