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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
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 Posted: 28-Jun-2005 17:02 Post subject: Bad News |
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*Parafighter's cellphone rings.He answers it and a shocked expression appeared on his face. He runs out of the bar and gets in to his tank which almost breaks the sound barrier leaving the parking lot.*
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
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Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2005 08:54 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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Wow, that was fast, I hope that he can drive the tank better than J. Schmond in that ancient movie (it was 2D!!!) I saw last week 
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2005 16:53 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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*Parafighter rushes into the bar in a panic.*
"Monkeys stole a bunch of classified equipment from one of are bases, then destroyed the base with a prototype weapon that was deemed unworkable!!!"
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Warhammer: 3025
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Captain, AFFC (Ret.)
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2005 18:38 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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*Turns his table and chairs into a small bunker and hides inside, hoping to avoid anything that might force him to strip and eat/lick things off his clothes*
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2005 19:07 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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On 2005-06-29 16:53, parafighter wrote:
*Parafighter rushes into the bar in a panic.*
"Monkeys stole a bunch of classified equipment from one of are bases, then destroyed the base with a prototype weapon that was deemed unworkable!!!"
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Ummm, no.
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2005 21:59 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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Hopefully by Monkeys, he means the idiots he works with, and destroyed the base with prototype weapons he means trashed their office through their incompetence....
Aw hell... I'm outta here! 
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2005 22:42 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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*Parafighter's cellphone rings again. He answers it and looks confussed.*
 "They haven't attacked anyone yet??? They could destroy a small city with it. Maybe they accidently setoff the power core?"
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2005 23:01 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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(walks over and beats parafighter with a half-size Lurch plushy)
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| Posted: 30-Jun-2005 00:03 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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Warhammer shouts from inside his fort, "Hit him with the Slimer plushy!"
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bladewind
Free Rasalhague Republic
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Location: Singapore
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| Posted: 30-Jun-2005 00:13 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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Noticing that half the good patrons in the bar are getting ready to pummel Parafighter, the comstar major edges to a corner.
"Pour me another cold beer, i wanna enjoy the spectacle from a safe distance " 
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
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| Posted: 30-Jun-2005 08:14 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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On 2005-06-29 16:53, parafighter wrote:
*Parafighter rushes into the bar in a panic.*
"Monkeys stole a bunch of classified equipment from one of are bases, then destroyed the base with a prototype weapon that was deemed unworkable!!!"
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Relax, if there will be some monkeys around, I'll buy them some drinks and take the weapon from the before they wake up again. (if they'll wake up at all )
*looks on his swords behind Lurch's chair*
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
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| Posted: 30-Jun-2005 13:06 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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*Parafighter's cellphone rings again. Answers it and smiles after awhile.*
"A person under my command found the prototype and literally reduced it to a pool of metal. Now all we need to worry about is that stealth equipment they stole."
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 30-Jun-2005 15:34 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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The monkeys might be able go stealth, but you can always tell they are near by the smell of bananas.
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 01-Jul-2005 06:44 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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On 2005-06-30 13:06, parafighter wrote:
*Parafighter's cellphone rings again. Answers it and smiles after awhile.*
"A person under my command found the prototype and literally reduced it to a pool of metal. Now all we need to worry about is that stealth equipment they stole."
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Jade Falcons were developing stealth technology? I think that you should watch your mouth, because working on such a dishonorable piece of equipment can send you to bandit caste if you are lucky, or to death if you aren't. Your khans would be happy to find someone for exemplary punishment for harming the honor of the clan.
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 01-Jul-2005 15:15 Post subject: RE: Bad News |
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They worked on LAMs in one of the crappier Twilight of the Clans books, didn't they? Was that the Jade Falcons? Sorry, can't remember... drinking beer to celebrate Canada Day!
   
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