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Raven!
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PostPosted: 07-Sep-2005 16:28    Post subject: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Raven crawls into the B&G, pulls himself over to his usual table, and with an almost pathetic sob crashes on the bench. "Oh......" He raises his hand weekly, begging for the restorative power of Guiness.

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Rough day. My transcript was lost by my Department, and they wanted to make me retake a bunch of classes. So then I had to go wait in line for two hours for the Registrar so I could prove I did take the classes. The air conditioning was out and the office was tiny and cramped so it was burning up. Then the clerk was in a bad mood and said the department would only be able to use a sealed copy, not an unofficial copy (read: free), so they wanted me to pay 25 bucks to do that, and so finally i get back to my department and they had found my file, it was still in the MA folder, not the PhD folder. Thankfully they gave me 25 bucks or I would have gone nuts.

Raven, rumpled feathers and all!
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PostPosted: 08-Sep-2005 19:41    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Chihawk, I suggest we hook this poor soul up to the keg intravenusly.

Beer for the beer god! Beer for the beer god!

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PostPosted: 08-Sep-2005 21:45    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Beer god?

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PostPosted: 08-Sep-2005 22:04    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

That should read "Beer Goof"

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Raven!
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PostPosted: 08-Sep-2005 22:40    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Hi Profit to be percise. The Seer of the Bubbly Depths, the Understander of Fermentation, the Great Lord of all that is Hops.

Raven, High Profit of Mordels
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PostPosted: 09-Sep-2005 10:41    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

I hate to cut your dreams of omnipotence out from under you, but I was just reciting my drinking chant.

OOC: Bastardized from the chant Blood for the Blood God!

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PostPosted: 09-Sep-2005 11:21    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Oooh thats ok. Ask Vagabond to tell you the story of the Hi Prophit.

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PostPosted: 09-Sep-2005 13:22    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2005-09-09 11:21, Raven! wrote:
Oooh thats ok. Ask Vagabond to tell you the story of the Hi Prophit.

Raven!



but that would requireme to remember what the story is.

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Raven!
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PostPosted: 09-Sep-2005 13:27    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

to be honest I have no idea how it happend. I don't think I really understood how it happened when it was happening. but thats cause I'm special!

*from somewhere else in the bar... "ED!" Raven whips around to find out who said that.... but is to late grr!*

Anyway, *evil suspecious glance to those around him* I might go see if I can find the archived security footage. Since Mordel allows us to search through it at will, hopefully I'll find the incident.

*OOC: I'm going to go search the post archives - its gotta be somewhere*

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PostPosted: 09-Sep-2005 13:47    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

OOC: Ok I couldn't find the "divine revelation" post that got me the name, but the basic story was I was running around as Co-Leader of BOIL with Gangrene and I was profit driven maniac. Somehow religion got involved, and BAM High Profit. It works. Anyway, there are still some posts about it. But this might have been an Original Mordel's invention. Not sure. Or maybe War Room with RavenHeart. Does anyone remember?

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PostPosted: 09-Sep-2005 20:35    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

I don't even remember what I did yesterday!

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PostPosted: 11-Sep-2005 03:11    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

hahah Me 2 .

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PostPosted: 11-Sep-2005 11:30    Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! Reply to topic Reply with quote

I do. I did nothing!
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