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PostPosted: 28-Jan-2006 20:25    Post subject: Death Psychic Reply to topic Reply with quote

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com

I got this with my screen name:Your son, who is sick of being over-disciplined, attacks you in your sleep with a knife, stabbing you repeatedly.

Maybe I should be glad I am single with no children.

And this is with my real name:You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.


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SaberDance
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PostPosted: 28-Jan-2006 23:01    Post subject: RE: Death Psychic Reply to topic Reply with quote

Full name:

Sitting at a cafe when a suicide bomber walks in.

Not boding well for my career in the diplomatic corps...
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Sleeping Dragon
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PostPosted: 29-Jan-2006 06:39    Post subject: RE: Death Psychic Reply to topic Reply with quote

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

Well, I'm going to die soon.

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